What happened

Mar 25, 2026 6:15 PM

CitizenK9

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Maybe don't complain about dinner every. single. day. Better luck next time wife.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was so hot he blew up the motor.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking moles and their IEDs..

1 day ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Lawn mower blades are bolted directly to the crank shaft out put. When it hits something that does not move the energy of the blade spinning instantly reverses and pooof. Usually you hit a tent pole or something and throw the timing of the engine off and causing an expensive mower repair. This is pretty extreme I’m guessing he hit something anchored underground.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He ran over a land mine /s

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unscheduled disassembly

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Forgot the 2 stroke lubrication oil in the petrol?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Transfer of momentum, possibly. The piston may have seized, which is why it goes up rather than out if the cylinder is oriented that way. If it's not, then I would agree with a sudden loss of controlled combustion due to a hole forming in the cylinder.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blade came loose?

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1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Quit lying and go finish the lawn"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mower exploded

1 day ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

This kills the mower

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

After careful review and analysis, we have concluded that

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was expecting a ground hornet nest or a puff of ant hill dirt. I was not expecting an explosion/catastrophic failure that resulted in the mower somersaulting seven feet into the air.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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It couldn't handle the nitrous boost.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It done blow'd up!

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engine done blowed up real good

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

May the good lord take a likin' to ya, and blow ya up real good!

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's Biden fault

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what it looks like the lawn mower underwent rapid unscheduled disassembly.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Luckily he should be able to recover 40% of the materials that can be reassembled for 90% of the original cost meaning this is a net savings of 60% of a new mower.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mowing the lawn in flip flops? Green feet for days.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Extinction Level Event forewarned.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No sound but either the blade broke or the crankshaft.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those old Sears-Roebuck push mowers had this built is as a feature so you knew when it was time to replace them. I think it was the 1978-1982 production years.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog left a yard mine.

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“These eggs are fresh…from my body!”

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing he was wearing his safety flipflops.

1 day ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The fact that people mow in sandals or barefoot blows my mind

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Maybe the mower was thinking the same thing.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

👍

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ran over one those pesky garden grenades that sometimes sprout that time of year.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Do have home built on old artillery fields all over the place.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She sells UXO down by the sea shore.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I wanted a lawn gnome, not a lawn grenade."

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