PullShporttel

32546 pts ยท January 19, 2016


The design is very human

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The meat part of you, your muscles. Are they bugmeat? Or manmeat? I don't eat manmeat.

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It'd be very bad for his career

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The real Banksy has been retired fifteen years and is living like a king in Patagonia.

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You can usually tell it's not a wolf-hybrid by the eye color. The wolf golden-brown iris is an extremely dominant trait and very unlikely to not get expressed in hybrids.

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Pro-tip: An absolute ton of dog breeds do this. Goldens do this. It's not "typical wolfdog behavior," it's typical dog behavior.

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Any word on whether Crassus enjoyed sodomy?

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Bruh, that was only half a decade ago.

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They gotta put on their fursuits first.

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This vexes me.

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Is that a politician? My sleepy ass thought it was Ethan Phillips.

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Defensive measure from having to live in Texas.

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I made some assumptions and a typo in the transliteration; the pegging instrument doesn't necessarily need to be silicone.

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If you support Trump just because you're a racist, I hope you get fucked to death by a silicon penis at a rest stop in Arizona.

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Swing your arms from side to side, come on it's time to go, do the Mario!

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You gotta admire his principles. He chose a hill to die on and by God did he die on that hill.

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Named for Humphrey Bogart, who would chew on his cigars and cigarettes without actually smoking them. Keeping something around without using it.

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My lungs taste the air of time, blown past falling sand.

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Eww you're all flesh-colored. How much thalidomide did your mom take?

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Unfortunately, it's just the anus from which she speaks.

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No Country for Old Men, but One Home for Old Dogs.

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I mean, someone took a digital photo of them, so they ain't in a SCIF.

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Got closer to the correct spelling of "government" than our actual government gets, so...

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The date is there in the image, I mean...

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