1020 pts · June 1, 2016
I think the guy that bangs the girlfriend is referred to as a bull.
You can use two twigs to scoop them up to! I dont like to pick them up with my hands either but there is always twigs around :)
I don't believe in God but you need jesus my dude 😂
This is kind of weird but I was thinking about him today a story he told on graham nortons show about his late wife farting alot. He told it in such a loving way while laughing his ass off and it always makes me happy to think about. Hope there is an after life so that he can be with her again and hear her syncronised walking and farting.
If you find a baby animal take it to a wildlife center so they might be able to be released later on. Otherwise it will probably not know how to take care or itself in the wild.
They are adorable but for anyone thinking that you want them as a pet, their part in the ecosystem is to be seed dispersers. That means they eat stuff and swing around shitting everywhere.
I really like your style of writing, it drew me in with your first words and I was smiling through the whole story. Well done!
Looks like my Fallout builds and that is a very very bad thing.
Omg it's Stompy!!!
;)
made me snort out loud on the bus, take your like
thank god. have not watched it yet cause I was worried they were gonna make him "cool" or something. gonna check it out now.
me and my twin were also c-section delivered cause i was in i weird position. the doctor accidentally cut my brothers foot, 1-0 to me!
I don't know you but holy shit I'm proud of you. I'm also on a weighloss journey and have a long way to go. Thank you for the motivation.
shit i need to rewatch it, havnt seen it in over 10 years i think.
Fuck yeah, love succulents!!
so sorry for your loss mate
this genuinely made me tear up. god i wish this was all a dream.
this dump is amazing, laughed my ass of at several of these. well done mate
I recommend "the dog house" on hbo to all you dog lovers, it is such a feel good series.
Ty!
I think the guy that bangs the girlfriend is referred to as a bull.
You can use two twigs to scoop them up to! I dont like to pick them up with my hands either but there is always twigs around :)
I don't believe in God but you need jesus my dude 😂
This is kind of weird but I was thinking about him today a story he told on graham nortons show about his late wife farting alot. He told it in such a loving way while laughing his ass off and it always makes me happy to think about. Hope there is an after life so that he can be with her again and hear her syncronised walking and farting.
If you find a baby animal take it to a wildlife center so they might be able to be released later on. Otherwise it will probably not know how to take care or itself in the wild.
They are adorable but for anyone thinking that you want them as a pet, their part in the ecosystem is to be seed dispersers. That means they eat stuff and swing around shitting everywhere.
I really like your style of writing, it drew me in with your first words and I was smiling through the whole story. Well done!
Looks like my Fallout builds and that is a very very bad thing.
Omg it's Stompy!!!
made me snort out loud on the bus, take your like
thank god. have not watched it yet cause I was worried they were gonna make him "cool" or something. gonna check it out now.
me and my twin were also c-section delivered cause i was in i weird position. the doctor accidentally cut my brothers foot, 1-0 to me!
I don't know you but holy shit I'm proud of you. I'm also on a weighloss journey and have a long way to go. Thank you for the motivation.
shit i need to rewatch it, havnt seen it in over 10 years i think.
Fuck yeah, love succulents!!
this genuinely made me tear up. god i wish this was all a dream.
this dump is amazing, laughed my ass of at several of these. well done mate
I recommend "the dog house" on hbo to all you dog lovers, it is such a feel good series.
Ty!