ProtagonistofReality

662 pts ยท February 11, 2018


It looks like rain.
It tastes like it too.

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Her. Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Shoulda called him John Spartan.

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Is it a boy or a girl?
It's a little early to start imposing roles on it.
Amazing how much society has changed in such a short time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I'm imagining a T-rex human centipede.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does she care? He's still rich.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a Prince any more, despite the fact that the things he did were merely deplorable. Not illegal.

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When you eat a sausage, you become the sausage.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A guineasaurus rex!

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Stephen King wrote a great horror short story about the place. Really creepy.

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Listening to him is like listening to Grandpa Simpson.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Just pointing out that there is precedent for arresting the President of Venezuela and putting him on trial for his crimes.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2.
The old woman said; "You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind."
Dune, by Frank Herbert

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes me think of Indiana Jones for some reason.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The USA is crap at fighting wars. They've never won a war without allies. All the gear, no idea.

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I want to ride him like a living spacehopper.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it was a petrol lawnmower they hated.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are there any garbage scows that need naming?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Maybe the little people are real, and the mushrooms enable us to see them.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listening to him talk is like listening to Gramdpa Simpson.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While we're sort of on the subject, does anyone you know eat peas by squishing them to the convex side of a fork?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is all that gear they're wearing? Are they just trying (and failing) to look cool?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Suddenly remembering the Frost, Nixon interview.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see someone putting their face too close to a large bird, I worry that it's going to take their eye out.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Christmas is still weeks away.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're sneaky bastards.

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