ProfessorMatt

209339 pts ยท April 5, 2013


Yes, I am a real professor. I teach film production. Big SF fan- Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, BSG (both versions), other TV shows, books (big fan of Niven, Ellison, Clarke, and Scalzi) and other movies. I build sci-fi models, too, as a hobby. And I own two-and-a-half Corgis (the youngest is half Corgi, half sneaky neighbor dog.) I'm trying my best to be an Otter of the Universe.

Gorilla warfare, as it were.

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#DressedUndressed

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"The buck stops... I don't know, over there, somewhere."

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WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!??

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The enemies of Eye-Boy are Papercut Man and the Salt Shaker (in that order.)

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I made this one first!

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What, the Chickopede?

4 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Only if she yells it during sex.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens when your invitations get accidentally switched in the mail.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the VERY few situations where use of an AI-created "person" might be justifiable.

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Little did they know, the REAL "Mountain Monster" was right in front of them all along...

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She has nice yik-yaks.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

COME PLAY WITH US DANNY

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Any major dude will tell you...

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eat him from the head first, so he doesn't suffer.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goodness!

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Why do I hear that in Cartman's voice?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My God! It's full of stars!

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I thought that was a horse fart.

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#4 Drown it in milk first- put it out of its misery.

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#47 Right in the middle: "Yakkity Sax".

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#3 has two end users- tire stores and mob bosses.

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Want to improve these faces? Turn the lights OFF.

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SHOWTIME!!!

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It's a Tribble!

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I suppose it's preordained that you become a porn star if you are born into a family with the last name "Lust".

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Oh, no one misses her.

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Is that a Toyota Manatee or a Nissan Manatee? Or their cousin, the Ford Dugong?

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I've been teaching since 1995. I mourn with you. I wish I could tell you it gets easier, but it doesn't. Strength.

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