Yes, I am a real professor. I teach film production. Big SF fan- Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, BSG (both versions), other TV shows, books (big fan of Niven, Ellison, Clarke, and Scalzi) and other movies. I build sci-fi models, too, as a hobby. And I own two-and-a-half Corgis (the youngest is half Corgi, half sneaky neighbor dog.) I'm trying my best to be an Otter of the Universe.
Gorilla warfare, as it were.
#DressedUndressed
"The buck stops... I don't know, over there, somewhere."
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!??
The enemies of Eye-Boy are Papercut Man and the Salt Shaker (in that order.)
Hey, I made this one first!
What, the Chickopede?
Only if she yells it during sex.
What happens when your invitations get accidentally switched in the mail.
One of the VERY few situations where use of an AI-created "person" might be justifiable.
Little did they know, the REAL "Mountain Monster" was right in front of them all along...
She has nice yik-yaks.
COME PLAY WITH US DANNY
Any major dude will tell you...
Eat him from the head first, so he doesn't suffer.
Goodness!
Why do I hear that in Cartman's voice?
My God! It's full of stars!
I thought that was a horse fart.
#4 Drown it in milk first- put it out of its misery.
#47 Right in the middle: "Yakkity Sax".
#3 has two end users- tire stores and mob bosses.
Want to improve these faces? Turn the lights OFF.
SHOWTIME!!!
I suppose it's preordained that you become a porn star if you are born into a family with the last name "Lust".
Oh, no one misses her.
Is that a Toyota Manatee or a Nissan Manatee? Or their cousin, the Ford Dugong?
I've been teaching since 1995. I mourn with you. I wish I could tell you it gets easier, but it doesn't. Strength.