ProfessorCastle

4593 pts ยท December 10, 2014


Seems to be the format. Spiderman looking at pubg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

His point is after his transformation, Peter Parker's vision was worse while wearing his glasses. He no longer needed them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If it was a rubber band than it would stretch so as to make the angles incorrect. It's a string and it's sliding through the loop.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I'd love to finish with Jacky Chan on both sides

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For what it's worth I think your ideas are brilliant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you homeless?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Turkeys are the fastest straight line fliers in North America. They can take off from a standstill.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from nowhere KS too. Hi there

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a Tirestorm. It was fucking awesome

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have to be going 88 mph for anything to happen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remind s me of my ex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You smooth motherfucker

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That last guy fucking flew

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me the smoothness and free my soul, I wanna get lost in that shiny hull and drift away

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drill with a bottle brush for washing glasses. Mostly because my hands don't fit in them but also because power tools

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't know how to use them because you bought them to beat the shit out of your son huh?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my new favorite saying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut my hand halfway off with a circular saw. Can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And sliming tomy? Even if you fixed the slimming spelling it still doesn't bake sense

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You pay the three full price in monthly installments

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You pay sales tax on the whole amount and activation first. Could add up Fri that. But I promise they give you zero interest loans now. But

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dual wielded needlers to the squishy orange part on their back worked nicely

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Google Pixel Xl does it. You can YouTube running, go into split screen. And press the home button. Can't lock the screen though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you want a cat to nibble your balls?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of them are recovering addicts

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