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And I know this is going to make some of you mad but only because it's true. (No I'm not taking about everyone- but you know who I am talking about!)
Mar 20, 2017 4:08 PM
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And I know this is going to make some of you mad but only because it's true. (No I'm not taking about everyone- but you know who I am talking about!)
MarishkaGinny
I broke up with a guy after he & his friend sexually assaulted me. His response was pouting about being alone and nice guys finishing last.
rossraleigh
There are so many idiots, assholes and creeps; if you are halfway too normal you win. As an average, normal dude, it is a great time to live
Str8Grizleh
Burke616
If you're only being nice to someone in the hope that they'll feel they owe you sex, you're not really being nice, are you?
cogitoro
pssst--nice guys... you know how you can tell when someone's being fake nice to you? Girls can tell, too. They're not morons.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
I'm pretty sure if you go around on the internet complaining about women you respect, you probably don't respect women all that much
FaZeBaby
It's important to avoid most men who identify themselves as "nice guys"- they are almost always the exact opposite.
Chinwekewa
Starkregen
Men who re whiny little pussies can't talk about their real feelings so act like friends under the good guy disguise are mostly single.
NinjaHoff
I don't have a girlfriend because I don't go outside
SKELETONMAAAN
I got 3 partners by never going outside. We live in the glorious age of internet
FloodingWaters
if the guys who think women only date assholes were right, they wouldn't be single.
IronicUsername
The problem with this comment is that I'm unable to high five the person making it.
szepasszony
This post is good, but your comment is great
KnowThePattttts
OOOOH!
kukupuff
Going to join in on the train of love for this post.
FloodingWaters
well, i'm not Robin, but $20 is $20
brojustshowmeyourdickbro
I need this comment on a giant billboard.
PugLife2000
I broke it off with a guy I went on 2 dates with. He told go to a psychiatrist because I couldn't see "our connection."
PugLife2000
Then he contacted me 6 months later to see if I wanted to "give it another chance."
Shewy92
I respect everyone until they give me a reason not to. And I'm single because I don't talk to anyone
Malloth
I relate to this more than I should.
DrewBerg
But they're such "nice" guys! If you think about it it's probably the women's fault for being bitches. That's what they're always saying
InappropriateReaction
The people doing it don't know who you're talking about.
comette
lol i got someone on FB who just posted this last week.
00WinterSun00
True statement. It wouldn't dawn on them you could be talking about them, nope, its the other guy.
IVIunk
Your nailed dead center in the fidora..
unappropriate
Shit. Well maybe it'll sink in slowly over time if we keep pointing it out
Grimm7766
What I know from basic Psychology courses suggests that unfortunately, it will not sink in.
Somanyquestions
I wish I had your optimism.
TurtleOnTheRocks
I imagine a couple of them will have a police officer explain it along with their restraining order
Cgull47
I totally respect them bitches.
RincewindTVD
Thank you Mr G.
tarataqa
dat ass doe!
kukupuff
You wanking cocks aren't all bad either.
Cgull47
Thanks babe ;)
kukupuff
Any time sweet cheecks ;p
Angaram
And don't forget about being ugly, it helps a lot in staying single.
secretbison
Seems like half of Imgur are sad sack men who want to think they're the REAL victims because they can't force women to be with them.
TrijezniMujo
Maybe, I dunno, I just don't understand people...
treadwords
Bet you don't say that about the "sad sack" women
secretbison
Because they seem to be considerate enough to keep their misery off of Imgur, unlike you.
treadwords
Thanks for proving my point
CatPresident
Women are cunts. Men are also cunts. Everyone's a cunt. The cunt who comments below this is a cunt.
SKELETONMAAAN
Cunt.
FishingForConversation
Well fuck you too Mr President
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Since you're a cat, I expect this kind of sentiment from you.
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gajillion
Women's corollary: women who complain there are no good men aren't looking for a good man, but the completion of an unrealistic checklist.
Stumpyz
You're 100% right. Guys who actually respect women and have difficulty getting someone to date them mostly know why. For example, I'm (1/?)
Stumpyz
(cont) an ugly fucker who becomes attracted to women who are unavailable in one way or another. I've accepted that lot in life, and it (2/?)
Stumpyz
(cont) would be ridiculous for me to try and blame those I become attracted to for it.
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for not being a complete douchelord.
Stumpyz
Meh. I'm just a guy that like equal treatment. No reason to thank me for being not-a-dick.
Munkee80
"I just want to get to know you as a person...you won't put my d in your mouth? You stupid cunt. No wonder guys shit all over you, tease"
restos
Oh man. Reminds me of one of my favorite terrible Imgur comments I've seen.
luchie24
Waaaaaaaahhhh?
sangheraj
He still lives /a/to3or
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Holyshit the cringe is real.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Jesus. Only -27, as well.
szepasszony
When ever I hear someone say 'all women ____' I assume they don't know all that many women.
smarmageddon
All women are at least a 4 crazy.
BorderlineBoozehound
All women drink water or water-based fluids to live. Except my ex's mother, who lives off of crisp, refreshing Spite.
KimchiQueen
HOW DARE YOU
BorderlineBoozehound
Oh fuck, Mrs. Kim?
szepasszony
Did she ever work at a hotel in Minneapolis? One of my coworkers refused to drink plain water, it was very strange.
FedorasandNeckbeards
You talking to me?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Username checks out.
peridotite
If I had a nickel for every "nice" guy I met that turned out to be either batshit crazy or a complete jerk...I would probably have like 30ยข
lordpidey
The real question is, how many "nice guys" don't turn out to be that way?
ExtraSpicycherries
Every guy that I've personally known that openly describes themselves as a 'nice guy,' turned out to be a wanker. And not the fun kind.
SeeShark
For all you non-Americans, that means 6 of them.
LoTRFanatic42
Canadian here, thanks for the clarification.
peridotite
Which for me is a lot!
pipboymac
Where did you find the "cent" key?
peridotite
I'm on mobile
TrollHunterMacBabyFarts
Most guys who refer to themselves as "nice", are probably going to end up sending you a dick pic before you know what hit you.
TrijezniMujo
What if they genuinely are nice and aren't faking it to exploit you. What if there's jsut genuinely nice lonely people? Crazy thought, right
Lizaderp
Found the nice guy!
BonapartesGuard
Read the post, ain't no one shitting on lonely people we talking bout neckbeards expecting women to love them because they are "nice guys"
TrijezniMujo
Ah, it's just the impression I got from everybody. But eh, people are pieces of sshit anyway.
RealScienceMan
I don't really associate the "nice guys" and the dick pick guys as the same type of asshole.
RealScienceMan
To me it feels like dick pic guy is the "asshole who girls fall for" in the "nice guys" head because DPG makes shit up bragging.
LearnSomething
Yea, nice guys are super sexually repressed and somehow oversexualize everything. "I could never show m'lady a penis, it would damage her
LearnSomething
Delicate mind."
ShooterMcGrabbin
fuck you amelia i respect the tits off women
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BreakTheCircle
I love this gif
tarataqa
I love that you love this gif.
BreakTheCircle
I love that you love that I love this gif
tarataqa
"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
fartmagizewarth09
Thats gotta be one of the most bizarre things Ive ever seen on the internet.
ShooterMcGrabbin
rabidporcupines
Why am I single in my 30s? Because I am too much of a damn coward to ask women I like out. That's my problem.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Go ask out women who are completely out of your league that you dont know. Build up that rejection tolerance, learn that the sun still rises
RandomActOfConfusion
Talk to a therapist or a doctor or something. I have crippling social anxiety and I got help. You can do it!
rabidporcupines
Thanks! I met a girl at a wedding recently. And I really want to ask her out. I just gotta face it.
chaiman
I have the same issue, dude. Its rather tough
luchie24
Hey datings hard! People are scary and being rejected is shit but we've all been there people are generally nice (according to my mum)
ElonMustToke
I ask girls, nicely, out, haven't ever been on a date. Honestly asking them doesn't work for some, even after years of it.
Parrotheadpirate
Absolutely nothing to be scared of man. If you don't, the answer is no anyway, so just go do it.
VagisilToothpaste
Same here...but most of the women I'd ask out are straight, so it doesn't matter either way.
jonspotz
Honestly, online dating worked for me (I've had success w/ OkCupid). Perhaps give it a shot. You are not alone.
rabidporcupines
Thanks for the advice folks! I am actually building up the courage to ask this girl I met recently at a wedding out. Wish me luck!!
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
I'm a girl and I'm thrilled when anyone asks me out/for my number (meh-looking, hot, whatever). You'll never know whose boat you float.
rabidporcupines
Thank you for that perspective. That is nice to hear!
Pharaoh01
whose boat you float, that sounds satisfying
Brammert
What's the worst that can happen? She/he says no.
rabidporcupines
True that man. But I think I am trying hard to avoid the possibility of that...and I shouldnt.
Brammert
She's gonna say no. Now you have that confirmation, ask her. No is in the basket the only thing possible asking her is yes.
Brammert
I've declined a kebab once, and I love kebabs.
GrandpaRossysOldManDongs
It's going to hurt a lot more wondering what could have been, than getting a no.
doyouevenrobot
I always figured it's because I look like someone hit the random button on the character generator in skyrim.
rabidporcupines
As cliche as this sounds. I truly do believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We'll get ours yo!
LurkerFrag
Oh bless your soul, child.
doyouevenrobot
I think everyone who has played the more modern TES games knows exactly what I'm talking about.
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LearnSomething
Women aren't another species dude, if you can talk to men you can talk to women.
chiefprobs
Dude I was raised by a single mother, don't make excuses, get out there and know that if it isn't scary, you aren't talking to the right one
TrijezniMujo
What's the point, last 30 times I tried things went to shit. Statistically I'm the common denominator, thus I'm the problem.
MemeThemeHorror
I'm a man, and I hate when I hear another man use the term "friend zone". It's so disrespectful and promotes awful ideas in other young men
SKELETONMAAAN
Yeah, women can never be friends, they are just there to be in a relationship with you so you can regularly put your peepee in them /s
KimchiQueen
I want to hug you, bless you
cogitoro
It's a weird concept, right? Like, she's the one being weird by being friendly after rejecting me, but I'm not being weird by still clinging
cogitoro
I wonder if guys hang around businesses that are like "thanks, we'll keep you in mind for future positions" pretending they have a job there
cogitoro
Like "yeah, I totally basically have this job, but it's put me in the FUTURE CONSIDERATION ZONE" so now I have to show up everyday 1/2
cogitoro
and pretend like I'm getting paid to work here when I'M TOTALLY NOT. It's bullshit. These employers are all so weird. Mixed signals." 2/2