Probablyimaginary

81388 pts ยท February 25, 2018


Being altruistic in a modern society requires a certain set of skills. I don't have them. So instead I'm AL-troll-ISTIC...trolling for the little guys, trolling for unions, trolling for basic human rights. Altrollism is me. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Zing the Amazing There was a wizard named Zing the Amazing and he wanted to save the world so he made a box and put all the worlds suffering into it. The box was so small but very heavy. Zing could not lift the box. He wondered what could be inside. Upon inspection it had a normal box lid so he opened it. The suffering inside the box was so great that he had no hope of getting the lid to fit back on.... So he sat next to his creation, his box and began to observe. Some people didn't notice any changes in the world, or Zing for that matter. They continued their days. Unchanged, unaware there was suffering to begin with. Some people stopped and upon glancing into the box would stay there motionless, staring into the suffering until they themselves got absorbed into the box. *poof* Some got angry and fought with Zing, for the exposure to such a horrible box enraged them and they knew not what to do with those emotions. And some people suggested Zing even make a coin or two showing off his box. Zing knew now he hadn't saved anyone. His box had changed absolutely nothing.

If it doesn't affect the share holders it doesn't matter.

2 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it fits, its food. They're all just limited by the size of their mouth and stomach.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the crazy earth stuff. Earthquakes knocking over and/or wiggling all their huge bodies.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never met a Wiccan that wasn't ostentatiously opposed to serving any military anywhere. Hell a good few I've had the delight of camping with don't believe in wearing shoes and avoid places where they're required. But hey look at what American Baptists have come around to in the last few years... so anything is possible.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a core memory of being about 5 and eating an apple apparently loudly. My older brother grabbed my face violently and scolded me, now I can't tune it out. I have to then police my thoughts and bury it like a healthy person. I'm not sure I had noticed mouth noise before that. It makes me wonder about all kinds of things.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easily startled, approach slowly.

3 days ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

How many of the stories start with "their wife/husband tried to stop them...but"?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many Wiccans are in the military?

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Me and my brother, we would both be Bob.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its all state depending. But yeah this is fucky.

5 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Its hard to imagine because its probably over 25% of the stuff we see is one of theirs. Them there's ~25% PepsiCo etc. Were inundated with the illusion of options.

5 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Well now we have this gem to quote on that blessed day....so glass half full?

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mr Beast gets heavy metal poisoning or a brain tumor leading to personality changes and then funds this...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lmfao if that's the case and that child is disabled then those parents looked at a seal or dolphin for 0.25 seconds and the child slipped out of their special accommodation seat, undid the tethered vest like Chris Angel and just fucking teleported there. Those kids are magic. Eloping magicians.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

I think this is an underrated art piece. I see an intimate moment between two people. Not just the tips of dicks, not that there's a problem with that either...arts kinda cool like that. Just my opinion.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I don't know the answer to that but if you keep reading the answer unfolds. You keep your baby on a blanket and swat(matriarch Duggar's word) or reprimand them if they try to leave the blanket.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The parents openly talk about blanket training babies. Which just means they're mind fucked from infancy. They all need rehabilitation and social skills nurturing like yesterday.

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Thats an impressive age for a healthy pregnancy and natural delivery.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a sister you MUST annoy him into dealing with it. Try standing behind him and asking "did you clean it yet?" on repeat till its dealt with.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all grow these gnarly spurs. Some just have nubbies there and others have none. Some folks breed them to be huge. Chickens are highly customizable.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. They are beholden to none so they didn't ask anyone's opinion prior of publishing.

2. The people around them are "yes men".

3. No Autistic people in the department.

4. Their character is Chaotic aligned.

5. In another parallel universe the graphic is logically colored.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take one day at a time. Its good advice for quitting smoking and for living your best life. I quit, went back and quit again about a dozen times myself. You can do this, im rooting for you.

1 week ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Such a great movie.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On this episode of Uncanny Valley of Equestria!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ways employers get around the already loose rules is insane too. They put you in some category and now boom you're a sub-contracted intern, employed through a temp agency that's really a shell corporation.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How many people still know how to copy and paste using the keyboard commands? This is just the newest that. Hand that person a VHS tape and tell them it's an internet hot spot and watch them carry it around.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Its not just online, the ads are everywhere, places that used to be empty are now advertising. They started marketing on the snow drift fence this winter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0