Merry Christmas from two potatoes.
New Story!
National fuzz generator day?
...can I help you?
It flew away
Got frustrated. Wrote a story.
Another play for your attention. Plus cat.
Hulu, baby...
2 days with Trump cult in-laws got me like
13th favorite.
Here we go again.
Infuriating irony
Aren't cats supposed to be elegant and proper?
Thank you, and farewell.
WTF brain, why do you suck?
Read my free stories, please?