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Dailark :D
Blood and Iron!
Trash bags taped together? Psh what a luxury! My roof is made out of whatever twigs and branches I could find thrown haphazardly into place!
I'm reading these over Skype and currently crying from laughter
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Two studs lick white pussy
Happy Birthday!
Lol no no I did not
2/2 we visited her house. She had a lot of odd things as I recall.
I knew a lady who had one of those sumo wrestler ones! My mom thought it was so tacky but I named it Henry and would talk to it whenever 1/2
Aww they look just like my little fluff demon
I have hardly any musical talent but my band's name will be Maple Syrup Asteroid Impact
Attack on Dick
I've reached levels of happiness that I had only dreamt of.
He's truly a legend
Yes, I know I'm precious. And the human appreciates your comment
This is exactly how you do selfie day, +1 and happy holidays!
Haha I actually wasn't the one driving and we were at a stop light so safety for the win!
Same to you! Hope it's a great year for you!
Humans are such fascinating creatures, aren't they?
Thank you so much! She says Merry Christmas to you too
God I loved that show
Lmao in the weird accent one right?
Nice
Nice
I actually can see myself making this...
I see it too! I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else did!
I'm hot, sticky sweet
...I'm a fucking moron
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