28. Male. Single. Double. Quadruple. Never seen the Lion King. Looking for a woman to watch it with and help me raise my children. Two of them. Duke and Emmett. They're a baby cactus in the kitchen window and an unidentified houseplant on the coffee table, respectively. Emmett is cool. Duke listens to questionable music and yells at kids on the street. Sorry in advance. Back to me. I've never sent a dick pic but I have photocopied my genitals and left them on Jeff's desk at work. I hate that guy. Doesn't water his plants. If this hits front page I'll write a song about the top comment. A ballad, actually. It could win a Grammy. One last thing. Nevermind bye.
Like, be doobilicious.
He’s got... hay fever.
As unsteady and nerve wrecking as my weak grip on reality
A dealbreaker is a dealbreaker.
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
Lol u guys I’m saying it’s the rapist’s fault. Don’t rape people.
This speaks to my soul :,(
Nah Cera is like cool weird and Toby’s just like weird weird
So these are those so-called “boobies” I’ve heard so much about.
Guys with clipboards are the harbingers of bad vibes and unexpected spiderwebs.
Toby Maguire in that annoying pensive narrative exposition he uses in almost every role.
If someone jumps in front of a train, is it the train’s fault?
I think he’s 100% dog
Dogs that get jealous when you pet other dogs are annoying as fuck.
Lightly Breaded Dildos!
Somebody needs to put faces on them stat
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Where did it go?
Raise your hand if you saw this
Sharing is caring bro
And sing with all the voices of the motorcycle probably
Oh damn I guess that means we can never have any Batmobile toys
I was like holy shit why do you have a pineapple but I now also have a pineapple
And so smart too!
Do yourself a favor. Get very stoned then listen to it again.
Sam is a god damn national treasure
This was the one and only thing I've laughed at today
Who hurt you?
Boogie Nights?
I'VE HAD IT NEARLY UP TO HERE WITH SPINNAKERS