Thank you for visiting my profile. If you screen shot this and it makes front page, I will do absolutely nothing. Because I don't really care. I will not even include pictures of myself doing so.
Thank you for visiting my profile. If you screen shot this and it makes front page, I will do absolutely nothing. Because I don't really care. I will not even include pictures of myself doing so.
Definitely self-defense class. She doesn't have to hurt people. It's better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in the war.
Tony Stark is Elon Musk...
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Start slow. Try only exercising for 10-30 minutes 5 days a week so that you build a habit. It takes about a month. Then it gets a lot easier
They haven't posted in a while but now they started posting quite frequently.
People born in 2000 are 18 now...
Or you could, you know... Just stop without faking it
And this is why there is a regulation stating that tree height should net exceed the distance between the tree and a building.
What do they say?
I remember when I first got to Ireland and I saw people on the bus sitting away fron me when a double-seat freed up. I thought they hated me
Why would someone rape a girl in a dark alley when she agrees to go with him to his place for "a cup of cofee?" wtf is wrong with people...
"The truth? You tols them the truth? I know a guy who told people truth and he got crucified 2000 years ago..."
My dad gave me the best advice when looking for a job:
Why can't you just use scissor fingers like normal families..
As a person who learned about 5 languages I can safely say English is the easiest language I know...
The stars would come out? The earth would rotate? Not for you, my friend
Fined 1'000'000 skk (roughly 33'000 euro) for showing it.
Of the kids' voices and called the police. They got caught. It made the news. The TV channel aired the video of the cat and they were >
A few kids doused a cat in gasoline and lit it on fire. They recorded the whole thing and posted it online. Our principal recognized one >
How does a post breaking the intergalactic law get on fp
How do you make a pea nut?
You seem so peas'd off...
It took me a while to realize that in America they put vinegar in pickles... I've mostly had homemade by grandma and there's never vinegar
I was convinced you were being sarcastic until I saw the 3/4 finished painting
Apparently around 20% of armadillos carry leprosy. But only 5% of humans are susceptible to the disease.
The dog is okay. https://youtu.be/H8gaMmwaEM0
If only that trench I drove into last year had done the same for me, what a cunt...
Honestly I ever only upvote dumps that have at least 30% of solid memery in them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBC-nXj3Ng4&ab_channel=3Blue1Brown
This is a fairly long but very thorough and nice explanation: