Pizzadad81

1798 pts ยท February 12, 2018


I'm depressed and poor.

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Deez all good ones. Wonderful selection.

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You just wait until you are old and shit is dumber than ever

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When you realize your too drunk to fly all the way to Miami.

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You're about as sharp as a box of chalk.

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Your about as sharp as a bag of wet hair.

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Just getting my jack off muscles back into shape.

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Fucking lemmings.

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I Left the army because of only .05% good people in there.

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Asl?

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And not one of her children did drugs or ended up in prison.

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That's not a lady.

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Pop can is worth 10cents in oregon.

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A print of some old native american.

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The confidence a pony brings is yuuuge

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Tuning boner!

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By "me" you mean "dem titties".

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That's where all the thieves be at....i know it..........

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Naturally hairless

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