948 pts ยท June 3, 2014
My cat asks me again every half hour all day long.
For me, large dose, brings all the bad stuff to the fore without the uplift/feel better at the end.
That's true. But it also comes back.
Nope. I like thick guys with beards. No dude's ugly with a beard on.
So sorry for your loss.
I hope your day got better and there were pupper hugs for you at the end of it.
Never thought I'd actually miss this guy.
Nah. Dude's not eating raw salmon.
As a woman, I absolutely wish I could easily pee in the sink. I don't know why this could be considered wrong.
I went to high school with that dude.
When you got a tool like mine, heh heh, ya gotta build a shed over it!
Ashlee Simpson? Izzat you? (This was the dance she did when she got caught lip syncing on SNL. )
Mildred is pleased. ???? ???? ????
Sending love from Whidbey Island Rocks. Your rocks are awesome!
"Can I use your computer?" Mormon Uncle: "Yes, but don't look at porn!" Looked in his cache. Yep. Porn. Lots of it. Hypocrite.
I showed up with an eight cup glass measuring cup that fit though the hole but was turned away because it didn't have a lid. Disappointed.
'Bout all that's left is the taint.
Why can't I ever find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Sauce: https://youtu.be/WGn1Kq9rC9A
My blood boiled when the kid takes mom's salad then dropped it. Omfg, I was gonna eat that you twerp!
He's got the eyebrows of a 2015 middle school girl.
I kept the tears in until I read this. Well done.
Probably clutching his heart thinking he's going to have to carry her drunk ass home later. She is not a tiny woman.
C'mon! I'm desperate! Wasn't that clear?
Can you imagine the increased chance of biting your cheek with an extra nommer like that?!
They go to special spider heaven where they get to squish people. Or take them outside if they're not too terrifying.
The dancing Dorito!
Ding Bang Ow!
How many spots are available? Your kid is so lucky.
Please consider my children in the same way I considered the children of others. What a bitch.
My cat asks me again every half hour all day long.
For me, large dose, brings all the bad stuff to the fore without the uplift/feel better at the end.
That's true. But it also comes back.
Nope. I like thick guys with beards. No dude's ugly with a beard on.
So sorry for your loss.
I hope your day got better and there were pupper hugs for you at the end of it.
Never thought I'd actually miss this guy.
Nah. Dude's not eating raw salmon.
As a woman, I absolutely wish I could easily pee in the sink. I don't know why this could be considered wrong.
I went to high school with that dude.
When you got a tool like mine, heh heh, ya gotta build a shed over it!
Ashlee Simpson? Izzat you? (This was the dance she did when she got caught lip syncing on SNL. )
Mildred is pleased. ???? ???? ????
Sending love from Whidbey Island Rocks. Your rocks are awesome!
"Can I use your computer?" Mormon Uncle: "Yes, but don't look at porn!" Looked in his cache. Yep. Porn. Lots of it. Hypocrite.
I showed up with an eight cup glass measuring cup that fit though the hole but was turned away because it didn't have a lid. Disappointed.
'Bout all that's left is the taint.
Why can't I ever find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Sauce: https://youtu.be/WGn1Kq9rC9A
My blood boiled when the kid takes mom's salad then dropped it. Omfg, I was gonna eat that you twerp!
He's got the eyebrows of a 2015 middle school girl.
I kept the tears in until I read this. Well done.
Probably clutching his heart thinking he's going to have to carry her drunk ass home later. She is not a tiny woman.
C'mon! I'm desperate! Wasn't that clear?
Can you imagine the increased chance of biting your cheek with an extra nommer like that?!
They go to special spider heaven where they get to squish people. Or take them outside if they're not too terrifying.
The dancing Dorito!
Ding Bang Ow!
How many spots are available? Your kid is so lucky.
Please consider my children in the same way I considered the children of others. What a bitch.