Pickycris

2619 pts · December 10, 2017


Do you really want to be eating that? It always leaves you kinda hungry and slow moving…

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 - that is something I would do just to have one last laugh. Or 10…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m here!!! I’m here!! Come pick me up and I’ll go with you. Lots of love to my bestie! I’m feeling down as well.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could see myself doing this....or convincing someone to do it and then laughing about it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wrong day, but right attitude! Lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it and heard “don’t don’t you forget about me...”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they’re still getting your present in order! Shirt says - A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 is me getting sloppy with the house work and #9 seemed to be done by someone that wants to compete or works in American Ninja Warrior

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m kinda lost. What’s the issue? Is it the breadfruit?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can I get the human version of this? I’m easily distracted and this seems like a good idea.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

English is not my first language. I really feel this post, and some of these things have happened to me at some point. ?

5 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

Funny man!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

never ending - all year long.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 doesn’t seem like a good idea, but man do I really want to try it. Pretty sure with some thought I can rig it as a cheap security measure.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“There, there. I promise I’ll make it quick and you’ll feed our whole family....Timmy, come pet your dinner and be thankful.”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard about this...in Puerto Rico.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty accurate, although in my case I spend a little bit more on “fuck” and “what an idiot”.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

?? Could also be called Maize.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat is named popcorn...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no evidence, but also no doubts, that those shoes will suddenly belong to you and the fault is yours again.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I got out of bed.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You think 2 or 3 will be okay? I’m thinking different work shifts with small breaks in between and a day off every two weeks?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

School is important, and you are doing something that’s going to be for the both of you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She probably doesn’t fell that way. It’s very important to talk about things and make sure you are communicating your feelings and goals.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s one of the decisions I need to make. A lot of things need to get done in the house and I need to figure out how many kids it’ll take.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me you won’t even feel the difference. Happy birthday! If you ever wanna talk, I’m here for you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Aren’t we all??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I appreciate it. It’s tough, but I believe it gets better...at some point.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0