PerpetualCommotionMachine

1121 pts ยท June 19, 2016


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! Why?

Very tempted to downvote because reality is depressing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Looks employable to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's Imgur for you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very tasty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm struggling to masturbate to this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are some rules that just shouldn't be screwed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can assure you French bread does not make a good substitute leg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that doesn't look like it's gonna explode any moment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me know when you get to the end of season 5 and I'll scream with you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the guy starts stopping and thinks "fuck it, I'll just run him over." Suppose he is driving a white van.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank you kindly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's definitely Daniel Radcliffe, not Elijah Wood.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably multiple people. There's quite a lot of people out there you know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you very much, it's an awesome background.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, and I forgot to request 2560x1440 if possible. And I also forgot to say thank you. Those things.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I instantly have a new desktop background.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't care. Totally worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna have trouble unseeing that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, I can feel it clogging my arteries already.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, that's cheating. We can't just dig our heads in the sand and ignore the issue. We have to do something!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's not a gaming setup, that's a depressing nightmare.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to cash out I see.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Still looks better than UK prices.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, now you can learn to drive.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We're just so busy.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ever since I was a child I've always thought that looked like fun, obvious scalp pain aside.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP telling us where they hide their porn?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Bad user, you are not allowed to do that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Something cheap, you'll thank me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1