PerformingChimp

552 pts ยท June 5, 2015


LIBERAL FASCIST

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

2017 REACTS. "LOOK, BLACK SNOWFLAKES. SAD HATERS, LOL."

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 19

HE'S GONNA HAVE TO EAT THE DOG EVENTUALLY ANYWAY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CALL ME A HIPSTER BUT WHILE I THINK ISIS AND TRUMP ARE NICE NAZIS, HITLER WILL ALWAYS BE THE ORIGINAL AND BEST FOR ME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME BATCUNT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY DOESN'T HE REALISE HIS PREDICAMENT? STUPIDEST MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAHHHH. I WISH I WAS IN THAT BALL PIT WITH THOSE PUPPIES, A SHARP KNIFE AND SOME CHEESE DORITOS. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CONGRATULATIONS ON INITIATING YOUR PROGRAMMED RESPONSE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

FOUND THE CUNT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THANKS SPIDEY YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING TWAT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IMAGINE IF A LAUGHABLE CONSPIRACY THEORIST WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA KILL ME

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HIS ACTING THAT MUCH, YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE HIM A MEN'S RIGHTS ICON. ON THE PLUS SIDE, EVERYONE LOVES BEING PITIED

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

IF YOUR DYING RELATIVE NEEDED A DONOR, YOU'D FLUSH THIS ILLOGICAL POOP DOWN THE NEAREST POOPSEAT AT WARP SPEED

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

HEY GUYS! WHY NOT USE YOUR IMAGINATION FOR YOUR DEVIANT FANTASIES. NOT REAL PEOPLE, THAT'S FUCKED UP.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

"COCKNOSE" - ME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

IF YOU'RE GONNA BADLY PHOTOSHOP A FEMINIST BADGE TO A WOMAN YOU WISH TO HUMILIATE, DO IT IN BOTH PHOTOS YOU THICK FUCK

9 years ago | Likes 540 Dislikes 36

WHAT WILL REALLY HELP THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE ESCAPE OPPRESSION IS BANNING THEM FROM TRAVELLING TO THE US. OH WAIT NO THAT'S BOLLOCKS

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

TAKE ME GOWRON

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

WATCHES HARRY POTTER. "SORRY BUT GRYFFINDOR DID WELL LAST NIGHT BUT AMERICA HAS THE BEST WIZARDS AND DUMBLEDORE IS A MUSLIM"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

USERNAMES ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

KISS ITS MOUTH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT'S REAL ANY MORE, IT'S SO NORMAL AND FINE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GEL, BUT A BIT FULL OF ITSELF. FILE UNDER "OK GELS".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

KING KONG IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST GORILLAS I'VE MET TBH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THIS PUFFIN IS REALLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MOVIE PLEASE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

SO GLAD THIS GUY IS PRESIDENT, IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL AND FINE

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

YOUR WASHING MACHINE IS BROKEN MATE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1