Well this is awkward

Feb 21, 2017 12:57 PM

If that's what you call a boner, I feel sorry for you

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Stephanie Seymour

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Freud would be proud.

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My pants look like that and I don't have a boner

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Well, he is gay. So I dunno if that boner is for his mother.

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Always wear spandex shorts with swim trucks. Same with gym shorts. Helped me a lot as a kid and I still wear them today for both occasions.

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HEY GUYS! WHY NOT USE YOUR IMAGINATION FOR YOUR DEVIANT FANTASIES. NOT REAL PEOPLE, THAT'S FUCKED UP.

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If you got it, flaunt it

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I've seen this porn before.

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MILF, mommy issues, or both?

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WTF Imgur? This meme is older than the discovery of the New World

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You cant blame him

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It's only awkward if she doesn't do anything about making sure she properly relieve his stress. And leaves him suffering.

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What if he's just lucky and is hung like Dirk Diggler?

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Am I the only one that loathes the "demotivational" poster format?

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Is that Stephanie Seymour?

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Ready to be back inside

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Incest is best.

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Stephanie Seymour. She goddamned 48!

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True story: I literally bumped into her getting out of a car in NYC; recognized her ankle tattoo and called her name. She ignored me. me :(

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Freud would be proud

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How else are you supposed to get that little brother you always wanted

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I will always have a crush on her because of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

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Greetings fellow Gen-Xer!

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This is one of my favorite Guns N' Roses songs

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She was the bride?? Omfg!

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Yes! And Victoria's Secret model.

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Kid says he's gay in article posted in comments by @yoggsaron1. Might not be a boner. Might just have a huge dick.

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Yes, we all have those. Yep, absolutely, you're right. It's a defining trait. 100%.

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or a random boner

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Because gay men never have mommy issues?

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And of course gay men never get boners?

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Mommy issues =/= wanting to fuck your mom for gay guys.

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What about straight guy?

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I couldn't say.

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If I recall, these actually get a lot weirder.

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Was this a case of pedophilia or something?

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If I remember, the whole family banged each other, except father and son.

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Do tell...

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Clips or it didn't happen

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Collecting child porn eh? Why don't you have a seat.

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They were banging each others brains out I heard

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What? He's gay, so that seems doubly unlikely.

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Where'd you hear this? As far as I knew they were just very touchy feely

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Stupid tabloids, most likely bullshit but you never know with celebs. Especially the weird ones.

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Then yep, a LOT weirder.

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That is a pretty banging mom though..

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Boner must be about his dad ---> "We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay," Brant says.

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Agreed. she's bangin joe

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You motherfucker.

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You should see all of those pics, sime boobs involves too.

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- That kid probably

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Nope, he's openly gay.

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Bangable*

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Probably cus she's a supermodel

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I feel bad for all the children of supermodels... like I'm sure puberty was a bitch for them.

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Or is she a super model cuz she is pretty banging? Eh, eh? OK, I am leaving now...

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Get these fucking lizards off my plane!

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Stay stay stay another round...!!

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No... stay

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