PentagramOfProtection

514 pts · December 20, 2013


White boy can't jump!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daddy?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Google "mucus membrane vagina". Or don't. Point is, it's down there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mucus membranes yo

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

I'd argue the guy trying to steal the beer disrupted the store employee while he was clearing the floor, resulting in his own injury.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately from a town not too far from me. There's some beautiful country in backcountry VA and NC, but some ugly, stupid people too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Amazazazazazazing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cheeky cunt. You made me laugh. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DANNNYYYYY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this one of those 3d mind trick things?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fleshlight*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not your wife, that's my fiancée.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he didn't really say this. Stop spreading lies!

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

"Teacher"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

I didn't send anything, I think he meant that I was mentally deficient or something. English is definitely not that guys first language.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I live in VA, and grew up in WV, so I'm not too far from the action. And completely open to relocating. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd join the fracking industry in a heartbeat, but I don't have any connections, so getting in with only 2 years exp is a little tough.(1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to school as a Chem Engineer, I currently work as a Mech Engineer, but I'm looking to get back into the chemical/process field.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it would sound more like ekthel.

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

My car is a little over 4 years old with 93k miles.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imgur knows when you do something for the points. I've made a grave mistake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tooth be told, I'm not really going home to recover.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's where half my glasses came from.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't dead open inside

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Allah's*

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I made up all the lingo and acronyms. That sentence is nothing more than gibberish and Star Wars robot names.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a bleeding heart, I've even included a section you can understand.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't get me ARKSEC on the TDRG of R2D2. C3PO is MASCOM in my TASPROP. Y-4s are vastly supplinary to SIGNAR. Fucking Porkscounts.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But LTs are held to higher level of expectations (despite being expected to fuck up constantly). It's really the same in any management pos.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0