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A while ago I saw a post similar to this with that guy traveling everywhere having a "great time." Me and my girlfriend had been doing something similar (not as cool but whatever) and I thought y'all might enjoy this as well!
EDIT: Just so y'all know, these pics are not in any kind of order so it's definitely the same person in all of the pictures. Her hair stylist messed up her hair, so that's why it's brown in some of the pics. And for those of you calling my girlfriend a "cunt", she's seriously the nicest person I've ever met, and she works with autistic kids for a living, not "living off her boyfriends government income", so you're the "cunt", cunt. It's shocking how many of y'all destroy someone else you don't even know just to get a "laugh". No one's laughing.. except all of your past girlfriends at your tiny dick.
But for the rest of you, YES she is beautiful, NO she is not single, NO we will not post a sex tape, and THANK YOU for your nice comments
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Actually climbed on top of a random roof to get this beauty
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My personal favorite. That guy is a Brigadier General in the Army. That took some balls
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Excuse the word "bae"
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Edit: Here's an actual picture of us for those that think we're serious: http://i.imgur.com/w5Qzqh9.jpg
Also, dog tax: http://i.imgur.com/EkFEAYq.jpg
TheBritishAreComing
Please. Calm the fuck down you're having too much fun for this here simple image sharing website
yourCleverUsername
Gig 'em!!!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Relient K*
ialwaysupvotecyanideandhappiness
So much fun downvoting for no cat tax http://imgur.com/1uJKXKy
jormie
So much fun upvoting for downvoting for no cat tax.
ginandbearit
So much fun upvoting because you're an aggie. Gig'em!
FerretBomb
BAHAHAHA, I can actually see my friend's Mom's house in that Catalina pic.
polylover
You almost lost it on 6th street! Don't think no one notices.
AmSaiCo
She did lose it in 18 and 20. Gotta hide that smile.
yablewitcapisce
As someone from Austin who frequents dirty 6th, everyone loses it on sixth. Every. One. (Even shia)
Troliosis
Ha. I paid close attention too. Is that the back stage of Maggie Mae's rooftop?
Meganinja71
+1 for Aggies
vindictiveasparagus
You guys are beautiful. You go be beautiful together.... lucky shits.
RomanRugby
They need to reproduce now.
Shitbiscuits
just as annoying and self absorbed as the last one.
ShamAlanana
#6 Did they go to the Wine Mixer?
KingShitOfTurdMountain
I'm sorry, but did anyone else find this really fucking annoying?
SliceofLife309
If the Texas A&M pic was at the Bama game, then the expression was fully warranted.
SmoocheeWallace
This. Exactly.
blmcdonald
I like how in #9 the people in the background are clearly 100% doing the Electric Slide
Phipsee
I had to CTRL+F to make sure this comment was here. Thank you for your service ma'am/sir.
93calcetines
I was at the wedding and I don't think Electric Slide was played; I think it was boot scootin' boogie I was drunk though.
Illfixt
It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer
supersharpspaghettishooter
POW!
connivingly
MrJackBell
god damnit i was too late, +1 to you :(
Max209
noooooooo I was late as well :(
aprilillana
PAH!
brooojake
I'm sorry, did you say PAH?
aprilillana
If you mess with my nut, RANDY here is gonna EAT YOUR DICK.
FuckYouOlly
LIKE KOBAYASHI
BuzzkillCommenter
PAH
myfingerpoints
I love Relient K! Been hanging with them since 02. Seen 2 shows they were both awesome.
Germurican
I saw Toby McKeehan at a college visit a few weeks ago.
aurthurallan
That's around the same time I started listening to them.
myfingerpoints
My wife loves switchfoot. I like them. Been to a couple of their shows too.
strawberryblonder
Seeing them in November! Dream finally attained
FacelessGod
My brothers and friends all loved Relient K but I never got into them. I was too busy listening to Switchfoot and Newsboys >_>
SassyMcMuffin
I listened to Breakfast the other day and almost crashed my car jamming so hard.
BabyMamaMina
I was obsessed with Switchfoot for the longest. And Toby Mac.
NipplesInAJar
Can we be friends? Switchfoot is awesome. My favorite band.
strawberryblonder
Loveee em. I've wanted to see them for so long!
NipplesInAJar
I've even had dreams of them coming to my country. ;_;
firstclass
How could you even pretend to not have fun at RK???
strawberryblonder
Very valid question
Ecleptic
Whoop other Aggies!! I helped setup that Reliant K stage!!!
murderhobbit
As a dude, you should keep your beard when possible
40mikemike
BTHO FUN!
gebsmith
Go Aggies!
thisheretexasdude
TEXAS! wait...egh...booooo
gebsmith
Also, your girlfriend is gorgeous. Is she single?
ohheypaige
Something something, Thanks & Gig 'Em.
CainsCurse
I thought he looked familiar, checked fb, 9 mutual friends... Ahh, yes, we've gotten drunk together more than once.
ifoundthisonthetwitters
+1 for a fellow Ag! Gig Em and BTHO South Carolina! A WHOOP
Edro20
How to have fun with Aggies...
TiredOfTheBS
Everything is fun with Aggies
roboticsnerd
except the bonfire in 2000
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Especially making fun of their stupid traditions!
Spixor
So much fun in the comments
Griffin97
So much fun fucking ur bitch
spud497
I went down the rabbit hole guys, it wasn't worth it. Nothing to see here.
Spixor
Seriously...I tried to kill this whole thing with fire but you can't set fire to the internet
HamsterOnAGoat
so much fun in the replies
kbtoys
So much fun in agreement
Spixor
So much fun in the replies to the replies.
ForeverInUserSub
.seilper eht ot seilper eht ni nuf hcum oS
jsegs
Well F is for Friends who do stuff together.
Spixor
U is for you and me!
Tippster
N is for naked...
IKNOWyou
Pics is what you send me
ialwaysupvotecyanideandhappiness
D is for Penis.
Spixor
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_WmVF0ia--/tds6bwvbcthalxitxdaj.png
aggiejedi
Gig 'em
JSBvette
So much fun... losing big to Bama and Ol Piss
TheRedWunder
A&M explains a lot
Jawihahi
Hook em
penistown
Boomer Sooner!
societyfortheprotectionofelfishwelfare
Hotty Toddy ;)
93calcetines
So much fun firing Spav... Please...
SexiasMaximus
"POLICE UP THAT FACIAL HAIR, PRIVA.... Oh, my apologies, sir. Your out of regs beard is looking magnificent."
ifihadhandcuffs
My question is why is he wearing an army and a navy uniform?
funnystoryaboutthat
He was in the Corps of Cadets at Texas A&M. They have their own cadet uniform as well as Army uniforms. You can commission into all 1/2
funnystoryaboutthat
branches from there. It's much the same at other Senior Military Colleges. Rah VA Mil. 2/2
ifihadhandcuffs
Ah that makes sense why I thought the Army uniform looked a little funny.
Bearjahud
You know as well as I do that what happens on leave, stays on leave.
SexiasMaximus
Shhh. Not where CSM might see. I've already mopped the motor pool once this month.
deeznuts98
I see you're an aggie... I'll be there next semester as a freshman, joining the corps, kinda nervous but hey gig em
ohthechestpain
what's an aggie?
deeznuts98
It's a student at Texas A&M University, they're the "Aggs or Aggies" and freshman are called "fish"
FranksRumham
Im a fish right now, the buddies you make will get you through the year.
deeznuts98
Seems legit. Thanks. What's your major?
FranksRumham
Im a economics major but plan on switching to finance.
deeznuts98
Nice, good luck to ya
FuturePerfectTense
Those kinds of photos are easy when you've already got Resting Bitch Face.
unappropriate
Girl looks scary
Ander49
So it's just me that's slightly scaroused by RBF chickie...
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
I love me some rbf
Mcflyvol
I have the variant known as Male Resting Bitch Face or Resting Bastard Face
YourWaifuIsTrash
I've also heard Resting Dick Face, I sometimes just use RBF for both
JSmith90
Yeah but he looks like a giggler
jsegs
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zehSKo5CJWY/hqdefault.jpg
wilson1helpme
I have an insane RBF. I've had grocery store employees see me and then turn around and go down a parallel aisle to get where they were going
lilskank
Same- It makes me happy though, I prefer not being bothered when I'm stocking shelves lol.
wilson1helpme
Well sometimes I need help finding things :(
lilskank
And I would be glad to help, but 9 times out of 10 it's an old lady taking a look at my piercings and hair, grimacing and walking away lol
thefeev
pics of this RBF???
wilson1helpme
This is like my regular face
but when I'm preoccupied with something it's even worse
thefeev
first off, your eyebrows are awesome and your eyes just saw my inner depths of my soul... but the RBF isn't THAT bad!
CapitalNick
I thought you were wearing half a shirt.
wilson1helpme
Uuumm, it's called a Nirt. Not-a-shirt, mixed with a shirt
thefeev
I'm guessing you also get: "are you ok?" or "is everything fine?" ...you sigh and respond, "yes, that's just my face."
wilson1helpme
yes haha all the time. I tried finding one where it's my actual RBF but I guess I never take selfies when I look like that
Otisjay
Ohhh Relient K. It's been so long. Time for a nostalgia trip!
ChanningTastum
Ahem. Reliant
nogoat23
Yay, Relient K party time!
baneofbelial
His auto correct messed it up and it bothers me.
agentshadow
Sadie hawkins dance, in my khaki pants there's nothing better! (oh oh ohh!)
nowputthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme
The girls ask the guys, it's always a surprise. There's nothing better, baby do you like my sweater?
tinytim7
And I'm gonna wear a pink tux to the prom!!!!!
renegade0010
Takes me back to when I was still in grade school...Yikes!
sinkingpilot
Do not listen to their new album (Collapsible Lung). They lost a lot of my respect in that CD.
Otisjay
I was told already via a friend. They went pop. No one liked it.
Chr1s70
That is my thought exactly. I have not heard one of their songs in forever.
DrZangariSlifkin
I just saw them last month for the first time in my life and it was an great trip down memory lane, and of course just plain awesome!
IMakeMathFunForMyStudents
And you spelled it correctly (unlike OP)
longbuzzrollintoatick
went straight to comments hoping someone caught that
simplydifficult
Agreed. Apparantly I am number 4.
bawsinmahmouth
I'm glad someone else pointed it out.
apraisechorusistaken
"Let it Snow, Let it Reindeer" will be on repeat this festive period. No regrets.
KeyLimeAnxiety
Let it snow baby, let it reindeer**
apraisechorusistaken
That's the one! My bad.
KeyLimeAnxiety
I knew that's what you meant, i just wanted to be sure the cleverness of the title could be fully appreciated! Such a good album though!.
Xenshail
What's a partridge? What's a pear tree?
hannbanan
It's the only christmas album i own/truly enjoy <3
Otisjay
Both Christmas Cd's are great
Cadaverific
I LITERALLY JUST 2 MINUTES AGO discovered this band!!! Nightcore version of Devastation & Reform brought me to them.
myfingerpoints
The original version is good too. That whole album is awesome.
Otisjay
Mmhmm was their best cd, their last one is quite poppy. just so you know.
Exowe
Five score and seven years ago is amazing too
aurthurallan
I saw them once but I didn't stay for the whole set.
myfingerpoints
Boo!
aurthurallan
I didn't mean they were bad, just that I didn't get to see the whole show. Dang people.
myfingerpoints
Redeemed. Sorry
aurthurallan
It was at a music festival, so I got there late and left early to go to bed. Really I was just hoping to start a nostalgia chain.
omrcz
Cuz who I am hates who I've been.
agentshadow
such a great song
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
Your budget for fun is ridiculous.
Isayrsyrs
Bernie sanders for president
morrissimo
Gonna go out on a limb and guess "no kids" too
Lederpin
I'd love to do this. But I'm left with doing adventures alone.
3stag
*budget It might only take a thousand or two to go to these places. Also, over the span of time.
phaent
DINK - double income, no kids.
LandoManKiller
Fun budget... Fudget?
ZappaFrank
Not even one smile
Ecleptic
reliant K was free actually (source: I helped setup that stage and go to A&M)
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
Lol that actually makes sense
killerkadoogan
Says he's an officer, they get paid decent
TimeKeepsOnMoving
Right? People have enough money to do all these things?
Pieala
Yeah, no way. They must have a green screen set up.
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
So much fun at being broke
FrostyMN
People having money to do things they enjoy?
MrsZbornak
he must make a lot of money as an officer. i wish i could travel like this
FlaccidHamster
Looks like he is a senior at Texas A&M. Not sure how much college students get paid these days though
p3culiar15
they earn decent salary addition to BAH (housing+meal paid for) so most military personnel (officer or not) can travel.
ReadingRainbow
Flight from New York to Paris is $520 right now. From California to Paris is only $700. Airbnb and you are golden and have a great adventure
bluetankmush
As a FT office worker, that's still a lot of money.
Sgtcandyass
Im commenting for future stuffs
MrsZbornak
as a college student. that is a lot of money
ReadingRainbow
:(
snipedwat
Fun trips come after college
3stag
*budget It might only take a thousand or two to go to these places. Also, over the span of time.
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
Yea....my budget is 2.
idrinkfromacup
A thousand or two? Yeah right. Plane tickets alone for those places are probably a thousand or two if not more.
0lliecat
Or you could drive (without killing one another) and put some serious miles on your car. Lose-lose lol
3stag
I got a ticket to Spain last year for ~$500.
3stag
Sorry, I was thinking about just one person. Regardless they look far along in their careers. You can't have money saved up instantly.
hockeyham
If he's in the military, government's footing the bill
dawlface18
Yeah just like your job foots the bill for you to do things...........
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
Ah makes sense now
kittylick
Still not how it works. They get a government credit card for their expenses only. It's not meant to be used for day trips.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
There's a huge difference in part between officer and enlisted.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Pay*
TheAtomicBrainFart
I doubt it get's that much money. I remember when my dad was in the army. Small apartments and being poor were the standard for us. Not fun.
kittylick
the military doesn't foot the bill for recreation. Traveling for training is a different story.
p3culiar15
one can piggy back ride and travel during the training trip since lodging and meals are already paid for.
kittylick
The government card is monitored. You're lodging and meals are covered for the purpose of the trip only. People who do that get in trouble.
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
Uh no, they dont pay you to go to disneyland. You do your job, you get paid by the gov. you use the money you earned to go.
p3culiar15
one can piggy back ride and travel during the training trip since lodging and meals are already paid for.
HandBananananaTime
The closest I have seen is AF personnel getting TDY days for AF sporting events (AMMO Bowl), no leave charged, as they rep. their unit.
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
ManI wish my dad knew that when he was serving! For some silly reason when we traveled we had to pay for it all, hmmm. They didnt pay 1/2
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
our hotels, meals, tickets, or anything. The most you can do is find cheap to free plane tickets depending on where you are going, and 1/2
PentagramOfProtection
There are a few perks to being in the military.
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
Being a pawn for your government to secure oil and money is not one of them.
RabidHobo
Better than being a king in the Middle East.
PenguinTuxedo
Was always funny how enlisted soldiers complained about pay while they spend a $20k bonus on a new car they dont need with 12% interest loan
Seuvyx
I cant speak for army but I know that most jobs in other services offer no bonus upon reenlistment. budget cutbacks and all
BigBlackNaginta
I can't tell you how many Airmen I've seen complain about never having cash while driving brand new muscle cars.
DJThuglifeSupreme
I... I don't think money is one of them...
surfvvax
As a former military man, can confirm that my pockets were not lined with cash.
queennbee
Eh, for officers it's pretty decent.
doubledoubleanimalstyle
But you get discounts for almost anything.
Seuvyx
surprisingly getting 10% off of coldstone doesn't exactly translate to loads of expendable income. For real though, discounts are sweet.
Seuvyx
But if military discount wasn't a thing, really would be much of a difference
blackhawkwithabowtie
For an officer, yeah. For us enlisted fucks we qualify for food stamps.
PenguinTuxedo
Officers do not get signing bonuses
blackhawkwithabowtie
Neither do 80% of mos...
PenguinTuxedo
Meant to say re enlistment bonus
ebulating
I've never understood why there is such a huge distinction made between officers and enlisted people in the army.
Wallsie
Officers are "managers", while enlisted are "grunt laborers with a hint of knowledge". Warrant officers are your technical experts.
PentagramOfProtection
The pay gap between an E-2 and an O-1 is retarded given the level of functional training a new LT has compared to a PVT out of AIT (1/2)
Unicornzebraunderwear
It pisses me off that the majority of the personnel cuts are coming from Joes when one O1 would be the same as cutting three E3's.
PenguinTuxedo
Warfare is getting advanced. fighting in the future will require higher level training. Special Operations. But lots of Os got passed up too
tendthekine
how about R2D2?
PentagramOfProtection
Don't get me ARKSEC on the TDRG of R2D2. C3PO is MASCOM in my TASPROP. Y-4s are vastly supplinary to SIGNAR. Fucking Porkscounts.
MrsZbornak
i miss my tricare the most. sometimes i regret leaving active duty
mattebrewe
I was and am still pissed what I pay for insurance. And it's relatively good for where I live!
PentagramOfProtection
Even reserves tri care is pretty solid. I pay $50/mo for just me. That's peanuts compared to how much it costs in my civilian job.
MrsZbornak
i have 2 more semesters left for my bachelors.i want to go back in the military as an officer. hopefully im not too old lol i will turn 1/2
MrsZbornak
33 next month. 2/2
fattyontheinside93
Just got a 3k hospital bill, but tricare is covering it. Whoop!
MrsZbornak
i miss my dental coverage. i just had to pull a tooth out because i couldnt afford $2k root canal and crown =(
MrsZbornak
and that was for ONE tooth
fattyontheinside93
Damn! I complain about just getting ibuprofen 99% of the time, but when we really need it, tricare is awesome.
LavaAxe
US doctor's bills are fucking ridiculous. I got a root canal and crown for 25 euros. (yeah yeah, somebody paid for it in taxes = me).