PaulParten

3547 pts ยท February 23, 2013


Something about myself!

This truly is the darkest timeline.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually shave daily with my straight razor, best damn shave you'll ever have.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would play the shit out of this game, screaming like a child the entire time.

7 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

Not anymore now that I'm gettin' old.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh gods, I can hear it...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the old 'Gobliiins' games expressions.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh goddammit.... +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shower whiskey over shower beer every time.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, Desdemona...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I didn't read the caption until I'd already had a moment with the curvy, hairy girl in the bikini bottoms.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's GLAAAAASSS SHARK

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Jimmy Pop I am Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, they'll post a 17 image album of them cooking it with instructions. #FTFY

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It really is good. It takes the cinematic approach instead of serial and I think it really benefits from that. High production values too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm upset by how hot every single one of them is. Also that Wash and Zoe weren't beside each other.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are my tiny cars?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fort Asshole's missile guidance system needs some tweaking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are the prettiest princess. <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell is David Bowie doing birthing a donkey for? Is this part of the Blackstar album?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deus Ex Falsus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Spud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell no, I came down here to say the exact same thing. I had to do a double-take at the caption but then was unreasonably upset.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As well they should be, we're fleshy water and meat bags with little to no natural defenses, nature is FUCKING SCARY at times.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just imagine if they were scaled up to people sized.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

This is the right answer always. But with a more in-depth, tactile investigation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's delicious but that's the only whiskey (or alcohol in general) that makes me black out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't do Bullit myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am SO looking forward to him playing Ido in the Battle Angel Alita live action.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0