PatrickRob82

85337 pts ยท January 28, 2014


I'm a left handed red headed coffee shop district manager from Portland Oregon.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This. Small businesses have razor thin margins as it is. This would ruin a TON of small businesses already hanging by a thread.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

animal or human, you have to work for it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

for a mate, building nests... that's work. Money is the product of work. It's pretty damn similar. If you want food and a place to live,

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

shelter is required, they have to work for that too. They spend most of their time hunting, scavenging, fending off predators, competing

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That whole "the only creatures who pay to live" thing is not as true as it sounds. Every animal has to work for their sustenance and if

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife was an RCA for 2 years. It's damn difficult judging by the stories she told me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Let's cut some cake!" Cracked me up so much for some reason. It was an awkward theater moment, for sure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the little birds on Jaybird Street
Love to hear your uncle go sheeeeeiiit

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahem...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many of us grew up playing videogames. Years of honing our hand/eye coordination is paying off, it seems.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a former raging alcoholic who never once thew up. Ever. Never knew my gingerness might've been a factor.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

RIGHT NOW! come on! It's eeeeeeverything!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shuba duba beta peta kibby bibby doopa loopa fadda ladda pippy pop pop pop pop

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Laundry day. See you there. Underthings... tumbling

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't even drive a Cadillac

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't live without seltzer. Just plain boring seltzer is my favorite drink and that's a soda so yes. I still have pie.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a smeghead

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those people sound like the Astari from GodUs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everyone in every major city tripping on their own feet and faceplanting in unison.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Please don't let that comment be taken. Please don't let that comment be taken..... SHIT!" +1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Poltergeist

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've done that also. I tell myself it's common.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe with froot loops, trix or fruity pebbles...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once squirted visine in my mouth thinking it was sweet breath drops. I also once squirted cologne in my mouth thinking it was binaca.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We did. It also snowed this past winter. I preferred the snow I tell you what.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0