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I'm a redhead, not this redhead obviously. This reminds me of my 20's. Only swap the espresso martinis for kamikaze shots.
Mar 14, 2022 11:49 PM
HolyHellJezebel
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I'm a redhead, not this redhead obviously. This reminds me of my 20's. Only swap the espresso martinis for kamikaze shots.
ElroydIsGone
That *whaddoiknow* "mMMm" of white bread is the best...
Goldenteckel
* antacid intensifies *
Doismellbacon
All that mixing > everybody out!
RedCamaro
To the front page!
Helixninja333
Liver: She did WHAT?!?!?!
JayEnfield
Highly recommend this skit as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyBkFjAjFY
TrickSterXx
So relatable
MrHappySmiles
Next pane is the Taco Bell street poop meme that keeps getting me banned…
BeerBatteredandBold
What?
VitaminJay
Damn... I don't drink anymore but I'd like to talk to that box of wine.
HermanTheGerman71
..and that's the point where the stomach says: "Everybody get out the way you came in. NOW! OUT!!!"
imyellinkimberr
Joxsy95
Who is this?
GoddammitMrNoodle
Boxes of wine can be dangerous because you can't see how much is gone... until it begins to only dribble out, then it's tilt box time.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Single slice of white bread is going to be getting kicked out real soon.
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Who is this? She's really funny.
GhostBear3067
Meanwhile the liver starts getting ready for war.
catsofat
Yeah, her liver is just a girl in camo, green facepaint & sitting in a bunker now lol
WilliamTFoxtrot
Jim Brewer did this 20 years ago
Shifuede
ryansmVillain
Shit birds flock together randy
ligmabolz
TheyCalllMeTIM
“I am the liquor” RIP
NotaCPA
Hey@OP, You got more attractive every year in your Christmas selfies. goddamn. That's not how aging is supposed to work!
HolyHellJezebel
When you wear 55+ Spf all the time that's how it works
NotaCPA
or just have good African jeans, like me and a billion others Africans...I still use SPF15 in my face cream though.
Muunk
Stomach is about to send someone in a puke green dress back
OverzealousDude
Wtf is an espresso martini!?
Sidewinder1018
Something to make you feel less drunk than you really are to make it easier to get alcohol poisoning.
olivegardenbreadstx
Relatively easy to make. Vodka(espresso flavored even) and liqueurs. The most basic bar in the US could make one.
smallpoxrandolph
I like the cut of her jib
GondwanaCraton
"Can you please state your full name please." - This bugs me bugs.
ExistentialDreadlocks
Just like how people in the service industry ends every sentence with "today".
KiwiGameDev
I do this relatively frequently, by the time I get to the end of the sentence I forget I’d I said please already so I say it again
RocMage
Holy Hell
HolyHellJezebel
Jezebel
butts4hats
I was expecting sea-men
ThanosTheGreat
Damn. She’s gonna have a good time. For a bit.
GhostBear3067
And likely will not remember any of it.
bfreeze01
Should have ended with the stomache saying "Alright, everyone out. All of you leave the way you came" and pushing everyone out.
percolatingcarborator
Drink maximum water for less hangover. Tortillas with hummus for "pregame" food if bunch of wine is involved
ThanosTheGreat
My problem is I don’t get hangovers. Even if I get absolutely blackout drunk.
onlyawfulnamesleft
...yet. I used to be like that. Used to.
VitaminP6
Good time followed by one of the worst times she's ever had, based on my experience anyway
koops
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s perfect conditions for getting railed in a sundress.
Givememyaccountback
*Throwing up on a sundress*
poderous
Both
Aeithen
That's how you drink on a budget, kids.
Titoooo
Pfff.. rookies.. two words : Vodka Tampons. Works for both male and female.
JestersWing
Donate blood. Every 8 weeks, I get schmammied on like 4 seltzers/ciders/wine coolers.
empire161
Forgot to eat dinner once and was on meds I shouldn’t drink on. Had 3 drinks and blacked out for 7 hours.
EMTsaidwhat
Nah eat that butter. Fat is a better buffer for alcohol than carbs.
Beefkins
A good time and a bad hangover.
DrMissAnonymous
Oh fuck yeah, you buy a $60 and a bunch of bread, hashbrowns, and hotdogs. Go forth.
Wuz314159
Free Breadsticks.
HeyOP
Fuck no, Breadsticks is guilty and deserves every bit of the sentence.
shepahrdjhon
If we can pardon turkey, we can pardon Breadsticks too. Free Breadsticks.
gmfunkd
Boones Farms/Mad Dog 20/20 and 40s to pregame, cheap ass beer at the bar, shots at home and sop it up in the morning with all the grease.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
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JankyJohnny
No four lokos?
gmfunkd
Oh this was a time far behind those haha. I was in college from 03-07 and I got over partying by 25. I'm done after a half glass of wine now
ctotheg2
She reminds me of the tall redhead EA from Suits.
ctotheg2
Sarah Rafferty https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Rafferty
DuineSgith
Me: I'm sorry but I'm afraid I can't serve you any more alcohol this evening, can I get you a glass of water? Her: whitdyemeanyirnoservinme>
DuineSgith
ah'll huv yoor job ya wee fanny, ah'm a payin' customer, jist dae yir fucken' job an pour the drinks ya p**f. Me: Security to the bar please
DuineSgith
How to be refused service and barred for life within 5 mins.
Mairoa
If they can't hold their liquor, sure. I've been sober enough to serve after 17 drinks in 15 mins. Takes an annoying amount to get drunk
DuineSgith
If you came to my venue and ordered 17 drinks in 15 mins and weren't with 16 other folk, you'd be refused service. We have a responsibility>
DuineSgith
under the current law, we are vigilant, and it matters not to the law how well you can handle the booze. You can however do what you like >
DuineSgith
at home, off sales are not policed anywhere near as stringently.
Fishkeeper
That's, uh... not remotely normal. Unless they were thimble-sized drinks.
Mairoa
Trust me, I'm aware as hell how weird it is. It's expensive and annoying to drink enough to feel it much but my liver is a goddamn beast.
Mairoa
The only explanation I can think of is genetic. Alcohol and cannabis just blow right through me at hilarious levels.
Fishkeeper
I am legitimately not kidding: have you considered donating your body to science? If you could prove that alcohol capacity, I bet there'd be
wellitseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime
Are you..... VERY large?
Mairoa
Nah, 170lbs. 40 shots last new years at home tho. Just an insane alcohol metabolism rate, think I just gave a great liver
WalksTheSky
Remember, one glass of alcoholic beverage, one glass of water. Or you know, just drink less alcohol
KillerTofu615
Huh? As a professional drinker who's had maybe 4 hangovers in their life. I'm not sure where this information is coming from.
onecowboytoo
Just drink vodka mixed with gatorade 50/50
Drewcifer70
I don't do one for one but I've always got water w me
angiepai
And you know. Eat dinner too haha
WazigeWiebe
joot
Also B vitamins! Thiamine depletion is real.
Eiladar
Gatorade. Works better than water, especially after the fact. Or... uh... so I've heard.
BlastFX
My colleague kept saying that one night. We found him the next morning passed out in a closet in a puddle of piss.
Delathi
Or just get everything on the rocks, save time!
Jaron58
FlissFloss86Gaming
VladThePoker
Fuck No! Never stop the madness! But yah, drink a bit of water when getting pissed, it's good for you.
BeachsideBarghest
HelpfulCorn
So for every glass of water I drink, I should have a glass of wine. Brilliant! I'm not drinking nearly enough
terajack2048
Oh crap I’ve drank 8 glasses of water only so far, let me catch up
2fligh2high
Josh4422
Do you have something like this buy for pot?
WalksTheSky
Umm drink water because you’ll get cotton mouth. If you do edibles, less is more. That’s all I got though.
BaphoMettbroetchen
Same. Body dehydrates because it metabolizes the drug. But compared to alcohol it's almost negligible. At least for me.^^
Atomic2
Its incredible how well this actually works. Just don't cheat. Don't say "okay I'll drink two glasses after this next one." If you're >>
Atomic2
getting up to pee every 45 minutes, its working. As annoying as it is, its better than feeling like death the next day. //
sleepinggreenidea
Taking a large dose of vitamin B at the start also helps.
Atomic2
Okay so as someone who is super into researching this stuff (no background in biology, so take everything I say with a pinch of salt) and >>
Atomic2
whos hobby is collecting and drinking beers, heres what I have to say about what you can eat or drink that actually helps with hangovers. >>