ParkDispatch

180 pts ยท June 13, 2014


Coffee. Dogs. National Parks. Dogs IN National Parks but only on a leash, 36 CFR 2.15(a)(2).

For real. I'm in admin for fed wildland fire and every hiring season still seems like voodoo. I don't know how we end up with staff at all.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My driver's license says I live in Wyoming and I'm still not sure it's real.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

911 Dispatcher: your automatic location information isn't always accurate or existant. Try to know where you are when you call.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My jurisdiction gets about 95% of calls from cell phones. You're definitely not getting a response if you don't say your location.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are, in all National Parks. I believe this is on state land though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a show full of ridiculously intense scenes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stayed for the cat, upvoted for the Culvers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT. GOOD JOB.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I travel alone I go to the local pub and eat dinner sitting at the bar. People will chat! Hard mode: don't fidget with your phone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looked on Liz's computer, the last two Google searches were for singles yoga and scalp pain. That is grim.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seconded!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Special Agent Dale Cooper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for Swearengen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every Wal-Mart in Virginia last week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dump cannot be programmed, categorized, or easily referenced.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Oregon!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nine-Nine!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rad. Where will their maiden voyage be?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're unusually small. Low call volume, unique emergencies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a peaceful shift and a Merry Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas! Be safe!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Safe Christmas from Dispatch!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from the other side of the radio!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi neighbor, Merry Christmas from Dispatch in Virginia!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas from Dispatch!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

911 Dispatcher, paid to sit here quietly until someone calls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heyyyy Skagit County! Stay weird and beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0