ParSpec

2224 pts ยท September 13, 2015


If you screencap this and put it on the front page... why tho?

Calling rooibos "tea" is like calling Patagonian toothfish "sea bass": technically incorrect, but good marketing.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Tea is Camellia sinensis, which is from Asia. Other hot drinks aren't tea.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

The Wikipedia article for snake people is a work of art.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 liek =1 cri

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Millennials to Snake People really ought to be on here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@OP do you know the one about the crab bucket?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies. Bullshit and lies.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Dear Britain: Even Trump never got a beej from a severed pig's head (that we know of)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoobergorble: the feeling when you've seen this bullshit before and the fact that people still upvote it makes you sad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah well soon as the blood god conquers the world's foremost civilization with his apocalyptic death cult... Let me know.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What you need is: US, UK, etc all hold Germany down while USSR gouges his fucking eyes out & feeds them to him

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Adulthood" is actually the opposite of being a cynical nihilistic shithead. The term you were looking for is "surly teen"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do the one where he stands in the doorway and masturbates and doesn't let you out til he's finished

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Infinity Ward presents Infinite Warfare or: how I know the next CoD is a shitty, lazy box-ticking exercise

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It must be a real relief to have a backup for every family member

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don't think 15 cardiologists with no equipment really improve your odds all that much. Maybe a little.

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The only way that the meal in the picture is 3000 calories is if the grape drink is concentrated sugar syrup or the cake is 90% lard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here's someone white knighting for another dude. "I knee-jerk leap to another man's defense! That's so alpha of me" lol OK omega.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Isn't it "gooud mourning" in British?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chevron Seven, rock

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think of religion as a meme that exists (in its best expressions) to teach human decency to a species that is sometimes inclined against it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An unspecified number of dudes brought 3 gifts so we all just assumed it was 3 dudes. SHOCKING.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL that Narendra Modi is kind of a dick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, YOU'RE CRYING!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's oversimplified because of character limits. We probably agree more than disagree.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I personally would love go live in a society at either 1 or 2, but the government is incompetent. So if we shoot for 1 we'll end up at 4.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Those four conditions are ordered according to overall public safety, and we are currently at condition 3

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And 4th ineffective prohibition ("only criminals have guns)

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2nd, effective regulation ("only good guys have guns"). 3rd, ineffective regulation (goddamn everybody has a gun)...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No. It's a point about effective prohibition versus ineffective prohibition. Imagine four states: effective prohibition (no guns) is the 1st

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