283 pts ยท January 30, 2015
He's gotta watch that final landing. He's gonna tear his ACL if he's not careful.
Oh, we've captured the A-team? Put them in the shed with the van, blowtorch, sheet metal, barbed wire and extra ammo. What could go wrong?
FYI: Linda Carter is married to Robert A. Altman, one of the co-founders of Bethesda Softworks.
Parkinson's Law: work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. In the case of your example, it can also contract.
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Gallagher hates him!
You have no honor you goddamned bitch. No honor!
Force = mass x acceleration!
I like to think those pants are a prank on him. Like, "Yo Justin, poopy pants are so cool right now." Then, "OMG, he actually wore them!"
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
I'm pretty sure I saw a carrier pigeon in there too!
Y'all startin' to look like Elvises!
I just did an ocular pat down, he's clear.
I used to tell my girlfriend, "The day you're so excited to see me when I come home that you pee a little bit, I'll greet you first."
...and he had hands! Tiny little hands. Did you know they had hands?
Hey look. It's like my thumb is my c@ck!
MY ovaries just exploded and I'm a straight dude. That guy is jacked!
When your phone falls into an ice fishing hole, let it go. It's gone now.
I read "Kill yourshelf" in Sean Connery's voice!
The subplot of this episode was Joey covering for Monica and Chandler almost getting caught having sex. This is one of the things he says.
I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low budget adult films.
And changed her tank top!
+1 for Ol' Billy Red Face!
This!! Just be careful because they are heavier than standard frisbees. Don't want to smash one into your pups face at high speed.
That's not even a word!!!
'Audition' is often cited on lists of the most messed up films of all time. It's great but you will squirm before it's over.
Did I just see someone's life get saved?
Found the Brit!
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy?
There is a chance that you are stopping short or not looking far enough ahead when driving if you keep getting hit. Sorry bout the car!
He's gotta watch that final landing. He's gonna tear his ACL if he's not careful.
Oh, we've captured the A-team? Put them in the shed with the van, blowtorch, sheet metal, barbed wire and extra ammo. What could go wrong?
FYI: Linda Carter is married to Robert A. Altman, one of the co-founders of Bethesda Softworks.
Parkinson's Law: work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. In the case of your example, it can also contract.
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Gallagher hates him!
You have no honor you goddamned bitch. No honor!
Force = mass x acceleration!
I like to think those pants are a prank on him. Like, "Yo Justin, poopy pants are so cool right now." Then, "OMG, he actually wore them!"
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
I'm pretty sure I saw a carrier pigeon in there too!
Y'all startin' to look like Elvises!
I just did an ocular pat down, he's clear.
I used to tell my girlfriend, "The day you're so excited to see me when I come home that you pee a little bit, I'll greet you first."
...and he had hands! Tiny little hands. Did you know they had hands?
Hey look. It's like my thumb is my c@ck!
MY ovaries just exploded and I'm a straight dude. That guy is jacked!
When your phone falls into an ice fishing hole, let it go. It's gone now.
I read "Kill yourshelf" in Sean Connery's voice!
The subplot of this episode was Joey covering for Monica and Chandler almost getting caught having sex. This is one of the things he says.
I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low budget adult films.
And changed her tank top!
+1 for Ol' Billy Red Face!
This!! Just be careful because they are heavier than standard frisbees. Don't want to smash one into your pups face at high speed.
That's not even a word!!!
'Audition' is often cited on lists of the most messed up films of all time. It's great but you will squirm before it's over.
Did I just see someone's life get saved?
Found the Brit!
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy?
There is a chance that you are stopping short or not looking far enough ahead when driving if you keep getting hit. Sorry bout the car!