PaperClipsAreStupid

283 pts ยท January 30, 2015


He's gotta watch that final landing. He's gonna tear his ACL if he's not careful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, we've captured the A-team? Put them in the shed with the van, blowtorch, sheet metal, barbed wire and extra ammo. What could go wrong?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI: Linda Carter is married to Robert A. Altman, one of the co-founders of Bethesda Softworks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parkinson's Law: work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. In the case of your example, it can also contract.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gallagher hates him!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no honor you goddamned bitch. No honor!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Force = mass x acceleration!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to think those pants are a prank on him. Like, "Yo Justin, poopy pants are so cool right now." Then, "OMG, he actually wore them!"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I saw a carrier pigeon in there too!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Y'all startin' to look like Elvises!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I just did an ocular pat down, he's clear.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to tell my girlfriend, "The day you're so excited to see me when I come home that you pee a little bit, I'll greet you first."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and he had hands! Tiny little hands. Did you know they had hands?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey look. It's like my thumb is my c@ck!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MY ovaries just exploded and I'm a straight dude. That guy is jacked!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When your phone falls into an ice fishing hole, let it go. It's gone now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read "Kill yourshelf" in Sean Connery's voice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The subplot of this episode was Joey covering for Monica and Chandler almost getting caught having sex. This is one of the things he says.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low budget adult films.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And changed her tank top!

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

+1 for Ol' Billy Red Face!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This!! Just be careful because they are heavier than standard frisbees. Don't want to smash one into your pups face at high speed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not even a word!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Audition' is often cited on lists of the most messed up films of all time. It's great but you will squirm before it's over.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I just see someone's life get saved?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Found the Brit!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There is a chance that you are stopping short or not looking far enough ahead when driving if you keep getting hit. Sorry bout the car!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1