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39276 pts ยท August 6, 2016


AAAHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

So they're gonna kill Trump when he stiffs them and install a new guy?

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why would Iran send women to negotiate?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then you're gonna be awfully disappointed. When the bubble bursts--in the middle of a historic global energy crisis, in an administration whose answer to economic hardship is to try and own the libs harder--it's not going to be the elite who suffer. It never is.

3 days ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

Wipe the baby blood from your mouth before you speak to me, shitstain.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think I need to use sarcasm tags more often. The searchlight method failed so many people.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Trump is America. He is all that matters about America. He is the essence of America made flesh, sent by the real, Caucasian Jesus to help us cleanse our otherwise-flawless homeland of anyone who can't vanish completely by standing still in front of drywall. He is manliness. He is success. He is power. He is perfect and eternal, and his face will be all that future civilizations know about us after digging through a heap of nuclear ash and plastic shards.

3 days ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 7

All of this was promised to the Chilean people three thousand years ago.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A thing can be multiple things. This distracts from every other shitty thing they're doing, *and* lets them look powerful and active in front of their idiot voter base, *and* lets them destroy a historic enemy of the American oil industry, *and* feels into their batshit end times prophecies, *and* results in lots of dead brown people.

3 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Capitalism is a religion. You can tell from all the child rape and genocide.

3 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

And then they don't bomb a Wal-Mart.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like they're scrolling through Wikipedia's list of antisemitic canards and going "Okay, poisoning wells sounds awesome, but how can we be even more cartoonishly evil?"

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I know he won't fuck it up, per se--I just don't think the world needs more Lord of the Rings movies. We should make one achingly beautiful, abstract Fantasia-esque animated musical of the Ainulindale, and then legally vest all rights to the Tolkien legendarium in a hill or a brook somewhere in Oxfordshire. You can only create new derivative works if you do it while standing on the hill or in the brook--that means no TV, no movies, just poetry and short fiction.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

If it was anyone but him, I would feel deep pity watching his mind go like this.

5 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Or their addresses.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the joke.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The president is bombing another country to distract everyone from what a prolific sexual predator he is.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Let's keep blowing them up--that'll make them nicer and more tolerant. /s

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Borg? Sounds Swedish."
- Lily Sloane, Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Thirty-seven years until the Vulcans land. Then I can die in peace.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burning is for heretics--people who worshiped God incorrectly, and so get a chance to atone through exemplary suffering. Accused witches--including quite a few men--were hanged as apostates for worshiping Satan.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

When these men were briefly detained, a mob tried to break in and free them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

Right, and the end times prophecies Christian Zionists believe in are similarly butchered. Though I said Fimbulvetr because I meant Fimbulvetr--it has to happen before Ragnarok, just like the Christian loonies think the Rapture has to happen before armageddon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mistake. Denmark is bombing you, then. And saying anyone who doesn't support them hates Danes, and that other Danes who don't support them aren't real Danes. And there's a bunch of Asatru neopagans in Washington who wholeheartedly endorse the whole exercise because they think you need to be dead for Fimbulvetr to set in.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is not. But you know what? So fucking what if it was? You think if Sweden blew up your house and shot all your friends, you wouldn't be even a little bit frosty to the Jorgensens next door? Because I'd love to believe I'm that enlightened, but I've never had to put that to the test.

It is the lowest, most despicable form of sophistry to pick through the words of those you abuse and oppress for problematic language to justify what you've already done to them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We created the ICJ as a weapon in the Cold War. Have they ever rendered a judgment that ran contrary to our goals?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look up the math Will and Ariel Durant did about how many years of peace the human race as a whole has had. America is just the dominant power right now--in a hundred years, it might be somebody else, but they'll be doing all the same things.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the hug slug!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is journalism's sacred duty.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am one hundred percent fine with that. Throw more bombs at nazis.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to not understand the hate for deep dish pizza, because I grew up eating Giordano's. Then I got exposed to Uno and Malnati's, which are apparently the outward face of Chicago deep dish, and I realized that they're a completely different beast.

Giordano's is a sturdy, flavorful slice that, in a pinch, you can actually eat with your hands; everyone else is just a watery tomato casserole cooked in a bread bowl.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 You're thinking of Ryukyu.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0