10631 pts · January 31, 2018
How do I win points? I just post comments like this: Five more syllables
...and back, right?
The conspiracy was that the terrorists would be brown
And she should be at the club
The difference between 1 million and 1 billion is about 1 billion.
I think that was one free war per genocide. If you want another war, you'll need another genocide too
Plastic bags. Oh wait.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnFoZnlnZHl2dTAycTRuaHkwZ2NwdzFkaWIwcXlpbnltYzEzaWxmYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ/200w.webp
The helmet bounces back into shape, but will your head?
Because of the Dutch
#1 having your blind friend wear the other team's jersey is an outstanding move
Just in time for the next generations of battery technologies that... *Checks notes* ... don't use lithium. Uh oh
That won't make a baby
If you were a rock, wouldn't you want to be lava?
Sinkhole d'Omaha or something. I don't know, I'm not Mexican
It's just so incredibly high. You want to know how high it is? It's the HIGHEST it will EVER be again under trump! A huge record!
Isn't he the VA in the animated too?
Cool ad. Still, don't buy anything from nestlé
The amount of eye contact is not a great measure of someone's worth (it's uncomfortable and distracting for most autistics) there's enough actual reasons to say she's a bitch, you can skip this one
Interviewer: And what about your greatest weakness?
"First they came for the rapists, and I defended them because I'm one too"
"If you're not buying our products/services with the money you earn working for us, why are we even paying you? Might as well skip the middle man and just keep the money"
You better not be making surfer based seal substitute again!
We have regime change at home
Gotta pay the rat tribute
This made me think of buff Summer (and Rick), so i'll put this here for your consideration
Well, I'm glad my last stay in the hospital was during covid and I couldn't have any visitors. With the ambulance, ER, 2 weeks stay and 3 rounds of scintigraphy it only came to 432€
Only the guy on the right was, for wearing his pants backwards.
Tbf, it IS much harder to turn the Titanic around nowadays
TBF, if it was the croc that stood up, the guy filming would've run too
Only works with radial cuts obviously
...and back, right?
The conspiracy was that the terrorists would be brown
And she should be at the club
The difference between 1 million and 1 billion is about 1 billion.
I think that was one free war per genocide. If you want another war, you'll need another genocide too
Plastic bags. Oh wait.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnFoZnlnZHl2dTAycTRuaHkwZ2NwdzFkaWIwcXlpbnltYzEzaWxmYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ/200w.webp
The helmet bounces back into shape, but will your head?
Because of the Dutch
#1 having your blind friend wear the other team's jersey is an outstanding move
Just in time for the next generations of battery technologies that... *Checks notes* ... don't use lithium. Uh oh
That won't make a baby
If you were a rock, wouldn't you want to be lava?
Sinkhole d'Omaha or something. I don't know, I'm not Mexican
It's just so incredibly high. You want to know how high it is? It's the HIGHEST it will EVER be again under trump! A huge record!
Isn't he the VA in the animated too?
Cool ad. Still, don't buy anything from nestlé
The amount of eye contact is not a great measure of someone's worth (it's uncomfortable and distracting for most autistics) there's enough actual reasons to say she's a bitch, you can skip this one
Interviewer: And what about your greatest weakness?
"First they came for the rapists, and I defended them because I'm one too"
"If you're not buying our products/services with the money you earn working for us, why are we even paying you? Might as well skip the middle man and just keep the money"
You better not be making surfer based seal substitute again!
We have regime change at home
Gotta pay the rat tribute
This made me think of buff Summer (and Rick), so i'll put this here for your consideration
Well, I'm glad my last stay in the hospital was during covid and I couldn't have any visitors. With the ambulance, ER, 2 weeks stay and 3 rounds of scintigraphy it only came to 432€
Only the guy on the right was, for wearing his pants backwards.
Tbf, it IS much harder to turn the Titanic around nowadays
TBF, if it was the croc that stood up, the guy filming would've run too
Only works with radial cuts obviously