PaddyPudding

484 pts · November 25, 2017


By the pole

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me three

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She weighs 104 pounds

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plan B in the uterus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Called taking the piss champ. Use Google

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually called magma when its inside the lamp

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jamie griffin. Has lots like this on his instagram

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta swing by Ireland and visit Muff

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a skater, very

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You’re gonna be beaten eventually. Best way to go is by someone who did it because of you

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I had my first baguette due to Pierre pressure

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tree in the first one looks like Will Smith showing off his wife

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still remember getting a cornetto with no wafer cone when I was younger. Had to use a bowl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moon Beast, I’m happy with being a werewolf

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mightn’t do it next time, so in the long run he wouldn’t be taking up 4 spaces for longer

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If there were ten plot holes (prob even less) in a movie, I’d say many

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s weird cos I pronounce “desert” the same as “dessert” unless I’m saying “desert”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember once knocking a glass of water off the side of the couch and catching it. My peak

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just about slotted in, I thought it wooden fit

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and two zig zags

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing I took from this is that a tiger's tongue can rip your face off

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still have the first pair my fiancée gave me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a name like Tallest in the World you'd better sculpt it big

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not Braking Dad anyways

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know it's not part of the trilogy, but I definitely preferred Paul over The Worlds End

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His twitter handle would imply he's being slightly modest

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was young I called the first one Daddy Long Legs and the second Mammy Long Legs. I was a smart child

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you lost your keys and had to get a second set

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your laptop?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0