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Apr 17, 2019 11:41 PM
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heyletsbefriends
well, thats a win, cause kitkat's basically drywall.
pwdog
OrangutangBadangalang
So you didn't get a kit kat bar?
currentresidentz
That's the Queen. You have been blessed.
AumentoEroe
They are running out of bad KitKats. https://nowiknow.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=2889002ad89d45ca21f50ba46&id=e98343b63a&e=70a35192da
ChicanoBatman
Like Willy Wonka, you got a brass ticket to visit Billy Wonkass at his plumbing business.
1specialk1
I bet it was still good though.
SamanthaGrace
So did I.
voluptuousdebaucheries
This upsets me more than it should
whittyusernamealreadytaken
is this the new "None wafer with all kitkat"
deadsoulwalking
CorrelationNotCausation
So you have a Hershey’s bar
Sandler74
That's got to be worth more than a regular Kit-Kat especially since it made it into circulation.
TheFastpaws
Exchange it asap.
PaddyPudding
I still remember getting a cornetto with no wafer cone when I was younger. Had to use a bowl
nonepizzawithIeftbeef
Also known as a Hershey’s bar, congrats my dude
SvarvSven
ScottaHemi
captainfakeypants
JACKPOT!!
Cereaza
Congrats. Extra Choccy
singingninjaMX
ibesotired
Ugh ew, the wafer is what makes it good tho
OppoQuinn
That's what I was thinking. It's just a bar of barely passable chocolate now.
LandSquidLuchador
The prophecy is fulfilled
Omgur14
The golden ticket is also missing
Steeltoedmonkey
The chosen one....
zuljinthemadtroll
So is it missing the ‘Kit’ or the ‘Kat’?
Inkfinger
These are the questions we need to be asking.
DrunkPickle
#TeamKit
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
#teamtuba
guerrillafish
Get out of here and never come back
SirSciencewastaken
Psst, here use this
Duckwizardo
These are the real qurstions
BrockEffingSamson
Kt-Kt Bar
DonSpudleone
This is better than what I was thinking.
BrockEffingSamson
Dranolth
Yes.
duckshooter
As a chocolist, can confirm that its correct.
mickison
I once got two left Twix in on package
PoppinLochNessHopster
what the fuck
BriscoeGrifton
Hes joking. He got 2 right.
Ds2k7
It's the little wins
ShutTheFrontDoors
That is not a win. If it is a win to you, why are you even buying kit kat and not a different, solid, chocolate?
Ds2k7
It could have been a gift?
ShutTheFrontDoors
Then give it to someone else who understands the beauty that is a kitkat.
FirePrinceZuzu
What if they don't know anyone that's retarded?
AMRIV
the1thtsezbadmufuka
It's called a solid. They have scales to catch these due to overweight and reject them. Someones scale was improperly calibrated or off.
summershank
Why do you know this
Aussie84D
You will be surprised by the amount of mass produced things that use a scale system for rejects.
weerdo
Or some toke the time to make a silicone mold and cast his solid kitkat
Jellybeanboom
Did you work at the left or right factory?
Doubleadaptor
I’ve had a kit kat chunky like this. I actually enjoyed it without the wafer
Clayman8
Or...OR someone was doing the good deed and putting more chocolate instead of cardboard waffers. Bless that person for doing whats right
shannonannon
So, you're saying someone did OP a solid?
interwebeos
So someone "did him a solid?"
the1thtsezbadmufuka
I was a mechanic on a kit kat line for 5 years. Fun work...poorly run facility. Hershey treats their workers badly unfortunately.
JackieTreehornProductions
you obviously weren't deemed worthy of the golden ticket. Better luck next factory.
Atomic2
I worked for Mars chocolate for a few years, extremely great working for them.
AzureAsura333
If your working for hershey thats not a propper kitkat thats a shitty american rip off with the same name...
SexyAttackHelicopter
no surprise there. corporate.
joot
I am now picturing you like Lucille Ball at the conveyor belt.
Crunples
I work at Pepsi you would be surprised some of the shit we send out
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Especially the people in villages harvesting the beans. Making almost nothing. Never even tasted the chocolate that the beans made.
ohfudgemocha
Thanks, Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
sykoticflaw
A massive corporation known for human rights abuses of its workers is still treating their workers badly? What a shock.
ThisisNotTheAccountYoureLooklngFor
So what do they do with the solids? Do they get melted down and re-processed?
the1thtsezbadmufuka
Sorry for super late reply. Yes, that is called "Rework"
pbang
Must just have been the one you were at. The factory near me people love working at. One of the more sought after jobs in the area.
areallycreativeusername
What did you go to school for? Was it in the way of mechanics, engineering, or food science?
OneShot510
You don't necessarily need proper schooling for this, just need to be mechanically inclined. Source: my life.
foxnbox
Ooo, story time??
InAMellowTone
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WarBearGrrrrrrr
Pls tell me the rule is, workers are allowed to eat as much chocolate they like for free, while at work but not to take home?
pbang
Pretty sure they do. The husband of a lady who works for me, works there. She is always talking about him bringing chocolate home.
the1thtsezbadmufuka
I worked in a union plant. They dont like that. Every other facility that I've heard of allows it. They'd suspend or fire you in mine
the1thtsezbadmufuka
Only people involved in quality could do "tasting" checks
WarBearGrrrrrrr
Walls (ice cream factory) used to let its workers do so during break, it was a month of heaven & a little bit of extra weight at the end
wellembalmed
Color me shocked
DnZeroes
But I don't have crayons.
MilometersKilometers
What color would shocked be?
DnZeroes
A very bright one, possibly brighter than me.
ReaperCDN
Ask a marine, they always keep up with the new flavours.
arcticwolves
You, I like you
KillerEMT
holy shit you really do meet everyone on imgur
LocalZoophile
Everyone
Iancb
Has someone seen my dad?
ImStuckUnderYourBed
No but your mom is real nice.
maincarrot
Here I am.
RaynebowDeathtrap
He was at the store buying cigs last I saw.
imgjim
He's right over there, but he's coming this way, and he's got jumper cables
halfNakedNinja
No hes getting cigarettes hell be right back
DartTarget13
Still? it's been 5 years...
solemnwar
Hershey? Aren't KitKats Nestle?
PinkyPowerUp
In Canada they are, Hershey in the states
bythefaultlines
Fun fact. They are Nestle everywhere except the US. A division of Hershey makes them here.
jrblast
Which is also why they taste better in the test of the world.
LlamaLingo
How come?
bythefaultlines
The original confectionery (a UK company) had a licensing agreement with Hershey in the US before Nestle acquired them.
AMRIV
I think Hershey also makes Cadbury products for the US as well.
tugboatcaptain
Thanks for reminding me. My mom requested I bring her back some Cadbury cream eggs from Canada since they're actually Cadbury, not Hershey.
SchizophrenicMC
In the US, Kit-Kat is a Hershey product. It's a Nestle product in the rest of the world.
solemnwar
Confectionery in the states is a trip, man... no one I've ever talked to has heard of Oh Henry bars, either.
RetailCat
I work retail. I know all the candy. Those were super nasty to me growing up though.
tugboatcaptain
What we actually don't have is Coffee Crisp, and it is a fucking shame.
soleenygoes
We’ve heard of them, we just don’t eat them because they’re disgusting.
BlueRonfar
I’ve heard of them, we not have them anymore?