Oxforth

335 pts ยท May 21, 2017


Norwegian, old kid, young old person. Born halfway through the blaze of glory that was the year 1989. I read and write fiction. I hope to someday become published, but I don't work hard enough to actually achieve it. I'm super lazy, and I procrastinate like the best of them. I play games on Steam, PS4 and XB1, mostly because I have friends on all platforms. Casual gamer, likes coop!

Kudzu?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on whether or not you want ants, I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet, a free range condom!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to butcher this in an edit: remove the text and cut out the between bits. Leave us with nonsensical madness without context. Please!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pre-digested helmet-soup to be served in 3...2...1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe their slogan should read "Wealth and Hell-being" instead.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine taking a straw to it and sipping on the forbidden tube-juice.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Norwegians always upvote Norway.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I rarely comment, but I always enjoy a @leifericson793 post. Greetings from Norway!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a killer fucking jacket, dude!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneaky Norwegian title you've got there, friend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone please make a reaction out of the guy with the dog on the last one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bakers will make a cake

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I zoomed in to check. It's some kind of Elvish.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hamburger fucking music. That made me chortle.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GREEN FLAME!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fathers will hey it's Kate.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This haunt won't phaze me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cloud nine, from the looks of it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is beak performance.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ten bonks to gryffindor!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0