Ostrichsizer

1278 pts ยท January 24, 2013


I dream of being a pilot, it's far from my reach but I can't just give up

Yo mamas so fat these are her tongs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Drink this and go to the training grounds 3 times a day with this strict diet" my product worked great

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of making you buff and beautiful were transferred through my pee. I made a very good living with my high charisma and the instructions were

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had a high self fighter who convinced npc and pc alike that I ate a magical mushroom called the buffroom and it's magical properties

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Train yourself, start your workout with a specific song then every time you hear that song you'll want to go to the gym

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I don't see really any similarity between them other than they're long

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy cake day! I think this is the first one I've remembered the day of

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a cook book

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My body is chrome! My blood is gasoline!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wank, I need that post but clarity before I do something dumb

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He gave them all something to pine after

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an octopus that they were pouring caramel over

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow so just like when I put my son to bed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fallout here

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really wish I could convince my gramzie to make the change

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new recipe lasts 1.6 seconds but they increase the price by 212% to make up for the difference because math

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your brothers band is good!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What a rollercoaster of emotion

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Grants

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok but wait what's that about medics in the Bahamas can smell dead bodies?

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Yeeees?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, they're spoiled rotten but I'm glad they're so gentle with my baby

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 of those pics came from Christian single mothers against pitbulls Facebook. Page is hilarious, if you have 3 spare hours check it out.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you already had a tattoo then you would have to endlessly put more tallies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Australia? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But black panther was made an avenger under the Trump administration lol

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I ordered an ice cream in a cup instead of a cone at McDonald's and I got the ice cream in a cone... shoved into a cup

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 10