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Sep 6, 2018 8:55 PM
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CheeseburgertheSinister
I think your ex-customer runs across Batman at night.
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galspanic
I tattoo and have a guy who comes in every year to add a tally mark to his ring finger. I'd gladly do the OP's client. easy money.
MetilHed
Post should be titled "Dad gets a tattoo"
mightymidget17
I'm counting how many Burt Reynolds posts I see in usersub. It is many.
neil137
"35$ minimum for the fresh needle"
TailBiter
Victor Zsasz
Ostrichsizer
If you already had a tattoo then you would have to endlessly put more tallies
JimmySniffles
That was a wild ride from start to finish. 4.5 out of 5
Jimthebutler
It's actually for his murders
UnknownTBeast
Please explain, for a friend.
AIComments
My friend had to sex the unborn embryo of a conure (DNA test amniotic fluid). The purpose? A gender reveal party.
bwchronos
Oh man. A recursive tattoo. As a huge nerd this is relevant to my interests.
Wutsgood1212
He's a clipper!
HA90
There was a tumblr post about a guy getting tallies for the days his wife survived and beat cancer
MrBill1
Haha. That would actually be kind of cool.
bleepbooppoopoo
Anyone else think of the Batman villian victor zsasz at first? No? Just me? Ok.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I did. Criminally underused character.
ohheyididntseeyouthere
Q
GingerGoddess357
Every time they see the silence?
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
I went looking for this comment!
SaltySoldier
I know more than a few puds from Afghanistan that did the same shit. Me? I have a sleeve of flowers in stead of 27 hash marks.
Misfire5150
I did the same thing. Only instead of kills it was combat jacks in a porta potty. Whole back is solid black.
RawChristianPotatoe
I still dont support getting your kills tattooed. Its not CoD, most of the times it wasnt a black or white Situation.
Misfire5150
Did you miss my joke or was your comment meant for the dude above me?
SaltySoldier
Think she was talking to me.
moonwalkingoncandyfloss
it's an easy buck, why wouldn't he serve?
nightookami
I think he was joking
DoingItWrongSince1980
Too much pride to take money to participate in this bullshitary.
DontTazeMeBrah
Bc he/she is an idiot at running a business
moghees
I like this comment a lot!
moonwalkingoncandyfloss
i should've put why wouldn't he/she serve? but thank you
UVAChemE2013
Some tattoo artists take their work and art very seriously
Flyndaran
Pretentious twats, you mean. It's not their skin to get so butthurt about.
UVAChemE2013
Exactly what I meant
TehStoner
Yea, but those guys have a waiting list, negating this joke.
UVAChemE2013
Maybe he made reservations, maybe it's the slow season, idk!
msmarymac
My artist loves doing weird tattoos. If you allow him to tattoo his face on you he'll do your other tat for half price.
UVAChemE2013
And then you've got the cool ones like your dude
msmarymac
He also does a lot of tattoos of a penis with wing that says flying fuck. The guy is weird but he's good at what he does.
IAmAnthonyStark
That doesn’t seem like a good trade off
Wookieoo7
Only half price? Thats a but dirty.
msmarymac
Well his prices are actually pretty reasonable. He doesn't charge by the hr. And his "face" is a tiny line drawing.
OrionKaelin
Alternative: Every week the same customer comes in asking for the same design on the same spot. The previous weeks tattoo is gone.
HeyFatTony
There’s an SCP entry for this...
Nonada
I thought that was what it was gonna be when I started reading it.
uvariant
Sounds like Cain from Lucifer....
PosthumousExile
Not the same guy, it's his clones
Jerojero
Ooohhhh yassss
PropainAccessories
Actually I heard that if your immune system is hyper active or non existent, tattoos can vanish.
pharmacistlady
Well, I have a hyperactive immune system and my tattoos are doing good. The reverse is also true now that I'm on immune suppressants.
glacialbae
lauraloofa
welcome to night vale
TheCptCadaver
Can't up vote this enough.
wndrngnwndrlnd
Super healing or time travel?
SpecialContainmentProcedures
No, just cheap ink
Meqad
merelyadequategooglymoogly
Citizen of the multiverse.
wndrngnwndrlnd
That makes sense too!
CountSonny
It's just a different Rick each time.
KhajitHasWaresIfYouHaveTheCoin
Ever seen “The Prestige”?
wndrngnwndrlnd
Nope
securitydevice
Underrated comment
LizardsInTheSky
Ugh that's so expensive.
OrionKaelin
Then why does he keep coming back? Is why they got it important enough to keep getting it when it disappears?
pharmacistlady
Either it's Wolverine and his body is able to have an immune response and remove the ink via white cells, or a vampire who can't change form
tflorio19500
Or... the Tatoo artist is caught in a “Groundhog Day” vortex
pharmacistlady
Oooh! I like that!
OrionKaelin
Thats a fun thought.
abullnamedferdinand
I knew a guy who got a date tattooed on his arm. The date represents the day he got that tattoo.
MisterJthePuddin
Absolute MadLad!
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Friends dad has the ultimate Dad Joke tattoos: Has the word "New" so he can show his "new tattoo". Also the word "Old school".
clinker
I freaking love this
Dahliaisahedgehog
Lulabel73
That’s gold
Jimthebutler
I love it
maincarrot
I didn't know what to get, so I got today as a tattoo.
reiryo
This guy is going places.
NobleSeven
Probably not good places, but places nonetheless.
FrellingFarbot
Tattoo shops mostly.
fireeternal
Meta places probably.
Falos
the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Tautology is my favorite word. But only because my favorite word is tautology.
atomicsheep
I'm from the Department of Redundancy Department, we'd like a word with you
meergull
I'm from the Department of Redundancy Department, you're no longer from the Department of Redundancy Department
astamurti
I'm from the Department of Redundant Tautologies and I'm having this word with you.
Ketheres
Now merge and form the Department of Redundant Tautology Club Department Redundant Clubs.
RydWolf
Or the DRTCDRC department for short.
justanotheravocado
This string of comments literally amused me
WellAckchually
Bureau of unnecessary repetition and pointless redundancy
BusinessEndOfASkunkOnAHotSummerDay
Buffalo inc. Buffalo-ed Buffalos Buffalo-ing Buffalo-ed Buffalos.