Osomatic

38687 pts ยท December 25, 2012


I'm that one guy. From the thing.

Me reading this: "Hungry, hungry, hungry, aw, aw, aw, hungry, OH MOTHER OF GOD"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For funsies! Wheeeee!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The clothes can be washed, but it looks like some of the stuff in the deep end is electronics. That's gotta hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I think you succeeded.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are these your jokes, OP, just inspired by Mitch? Because I thought I'd heard all of his and I don't remember these.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turf in surf?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I learned a traditional Irish toast from a guy in a pub in Dublin. Here's how it goes: "Let's get drunk!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

His parrot didn't say "I'm hungry" so it died too.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As long as the driver says "Sorry" and really super means it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"OM NOM NOM" -Earth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself, my friend.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll be darned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does her hat say "SOGGY DOLLAR" on it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one of my favorite things that ever happened on that show.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog's favorite place is the dog beach too. Hope your pupper is okay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Females are strong as hell. (Well, this one is, anyway).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sucking 37 dicks doesn't seem all that bad now, does it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When Sigourney Weaver, dressed like that, asks you if you're the Keymaster, you say "Yes!"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Boy, it turns out to be harder to loot someone's fridge than you'd think.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, sure. Let's party.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Whatever it is, it probably won't be good...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My body isn't a temple, it's more like a 7/11: Open at odd hours for cheap, badly planned transactions.

8 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 1

There are emergency avocados on all vehicles registered with the state of California. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A comma in the penultimate panel would help clear up some confusion.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, there's no such thing! But nice try.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In a manner of speaking, yes, but also no.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it's how we got to be the most populous state in the nation.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#34 As a Californian, I can confirm. I mean you won't *die* after 3 days without an avocado, but I wouldn't really call it living either.

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 1

Well, this is LA City Hall, and it was at 9 PM, so I doubt there were many people in the building.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0