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Jun 29, 2017 6:40 PM
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SailorBOB
Definitely cheaper than feeding lobster to a cow though.
ParksAndReckt
Name it Leondaro DiPinchi
HowardMoonsHotpants
Surf and Turf I guess
LCDC
CptNTennille
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
What a wonderful reaction gif. Thank you kind sir.
Ripplingtwinkie
Just feed your lobster some lobster, because lobster-fed lobster really tastes like there's lobster in the lobster...
ZombieZooZombieZoo
TheManInTheGreyFlannelPajamaz
Simpsons did it
cataleap
Just remember to cry while you wait that afterwards.
AR33
Call it Pinchy and give him a nice hot bath.
AnActualTsundere
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
GoddammitMrNoodle
and don't forget the melted butter.
androze
Leonardo da Pinchy
Osomatic
Turf in surf?
OpieCunningham
Turf for your surf...
GhostdogBlues
I tried to raise a free range, grass fed lobster but it died then crows picked apart its carcass.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Did the crows taste good?
LCDC
AlmostAandOx3
That's how you make kobe lobster
kiwiflavored
Or a cattle-hunting lobster.
FredRogersIsMySpiritAnimal
Beer-fed-beef fed lobster
ao4930
-Me- What? , -Friend- Don't , -Me- *side eye look, rears up and shoots steak into tank* Koooobeee!!!
grammarfairy
Lobster fed with kobe beef. You can really taste the Kobe beef.
hotstuffburns
I get that reference.
CivilizedUndead
Didn't some company try and scam people with kobe beef jerk, which turned out was fake?
d0o0o0d
...your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Nobody is old enough to remember when saying this was a thing. I upvoted you back to 1.
d0o0o0d
I feel old again. Second time today. Shit.
ProfileBanned
Lobsters are immortal.
kiwiflavored
Not if they're eaten.
ProfileBanned
Otherwise though, immortal
kiwiflavored
There are hypothetically immortal organisms, such as certain jellyfish. But lobsters aren't one of them. They merely continue to grow...
kiwiflavored
throughout their entire lifetime, which has caused some misunderstandings among science reporters.Even immortal jellyfish aren't immortal...
kiwiflavored
in practice since no animal is immune to disease, injury, cancer etc. Plus, they only manage to survive so long by reverting to their ...