OrionRex

2285 pts ยท February 23, 2016


People always ask why I shroud myself in darkness, but that is where light shines brightest.

Fuck them up so bad that even if you lose they never feel like they won.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She doesn't need fixing. She just needs someone to match her freak and hold her hand. I volunteer.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got a bottle of champagne in the fridge ready to go the moment he kicks off.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small boobs are better. Large boobs are fun, but at the end of the day I'd rather cuddle with a girl who's assets (or breastets) I can comfortably hold in my hands.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking wirebacks.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Freshwater is actually best. Vinegar or urine will almost certainly make it hurt more.

If you want your girl to pee on you, just tickle her while you're in the shower together. Source: my girlfriend who isn't speaking to me right now after what happened this morning in the shower.

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So that means my mom can't complain about my buttplug because she already damned me with a suppository when I was 5.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It isn't murder, its pest control.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the really dumb thing is that there are some women who are actually into that, but these dumbfuck incels can't even dredge up enough basic respect and hygiene to meet them, let alone get them in bed.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My uncle retired, so he isn't a cop anymore. First thing he said to me? ACAB. No fucking joke. He spent his entire career undercover trying to bring down the real drug suppliers, and the other cops just harassed him nonstop. They arrested his informants. They beat him up when they "arrested" him to extract him. They hated him because his team made real arrests and brought down real fucking criminals and made other cops look bad with real numbers for the press. Fucking shit-ass whiny bullies.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I would resign from the Antifa board of directors in disgrace if I ever saw such a wonderous sight!

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The Moskva never sank, it was simply transferred to the submarine fleet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found this really hot amateur chick that has the *exact* same facial features as a guy I went to high-school with. His face does fuck all for me. Her face? Beautiful. Strong square features are perfectly fine on a lady. What really makes the difference is confidence and happiness.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a high bar. I could eat a dictionary and shit a better story than Toilight.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Autism is no excuse here. I'm autistic and even with the bad cropping I could easily see what the dumbass did wrong to get his face wrecked.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Transferred to submarine fleet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should just chuck his bloated corpse into a lake. One will form over his grave very quickly, so they may as well get a head start.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Looks at the toxic savagery of "alpha" males.*

*Looks at the simple savagery of the bear.*

*Grabs a bag of cocaine and heads into the woods.*

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. These little guys outshine supernovas.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They didn't bomb the mosques because they were too impatient to wait for them to fill up.

And because trump rapes little girls.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theyre trying to look as young as they possibly can in the hopes that they catch the eye of a member of the epstein class.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of them are so deep in the closet that they have to go back several lampposts to reach Narnia.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be the best you. Ignore the haters, they're just being whiny babies because their lives suck. I hope you can come out and be accepted as you someday soon.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My theory is that Apharius/Omegon can inhabit any body that contains his genes. The Alpharius found on earth is the first marine with his geneseed, the Omegon found later is the original primarch. Any Alpha Legion marine can be Apharius/Omegon. That's why their symbol is the hydra.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was doing just fine terrorizing myself before ICE came along.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A Tesla what? Tesla doesn't make trucks. Just low quality electric cars and, for some reason, stupidly expensive and even lower quality semi-mobile dumpsters.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been ignoring Jesus for over 2 decades now and still no hot chicks have fooled around in my house. What am I doing wrong?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Sandi Toksvig and QI!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0