If you are reading this then I have probably triggered you with a comment I have made or maybe even with a post I have made (that will die in usersub). I would apologize, but I honestly don't care. If you are not here for butt-hurt reasons then Welcome! I have made a list! Let's call it a getting to know me list, of random facts about me. -For starters I hate lists. -Im roughly 10 bananas tall, and yes the weather is nice up here. -I only post OC (So you will find me and my posts dead in usersub). -I will occasionally post non-OC, but this is strictly for the memes. -"I'm an adult"- the lie I tell myself -I'm above average at all video games. -I can speak in sign language and morse code fluently. -I can beat you in a staring contest. I will even let you blink. - I can hold my breath underwater for 12 minutes (in jello 15). - I enjoy using Q-tips in my ears…if you don't you're the weirdo not me. -I can out drink you. (Liquid of your choice) -I can out eat you. On my feet or upside down your call (that goes for the drinking as well). -I can recite 1000 numbers of the pie sequence (20 without reading). -I like cheese and also believe the moon is made of it. You have not been there so you can't tell me otherwise. -I also beleve anything I read on the internet. (It hasn't led me astray yet...so why stop now) -I can out swim you, in and out of water. -I can sleep for 19 hours straight and STILL be tired after I wake up. -I finish first at most things I attempt. This includes sex (not because I'm bad at it, I just refuse to be second at anything). -I can make you laugh, like a lot a lot. -I once stayed a week in Antarctica, no hotels or Uber...would not visit again. -I wear an ugly Christmas sweater for the holidays and strongly believe everyone should. -I procrastinate everything, it's not my choice but a way of life. ~The list goes on and on!~ I try and spark up as many conversations with strangers as possible. How else do you make friends? They don't always have the nicest things to say, but I figured I can share a few of their most memorable quotes. "You can't keep me down here forever" -My neighbor "You either pay or get the fuck off!" -Bus driver "What are you doing here!? And where are your pants?" -Bus driver (again) "For the last time you cant just bring your dog here and claim its a service dog." -My supervisor "He was 'good' in bed, 7/10 would bang again" -Last Tinder "Wow you read this all?" -Me
Lmao thats to x-games mode for me sir
Instructions unclear! So don't do this?
Thank you, luckily she still can so that's all that matters
Reminds me of that time in WoW on that PvP sever
Thank you! I didn't expect to find the exact set, but this seriously helps!
Thank you! You guys found this fast!
Thank you! If I don't manage to find the one in the picture, I'll probably go with this! She wanted green, and this is close to that!
That rookie should have know it was empty and wouldn't have to ask.
What's this 'was' talk
Nah, more so me making how I feel clear to her. We are not in high school
I will keep trying
I tried, more than most I guess
Sad.... But true
I was clear with my intentions, feeling wasn't mutual. Sad but oh well I tried.
* photosynthesis intensifies*
I give the same look when I get caught, but I always get removed from the bus...
Reposting with no shame, kept the same title and all.
This was posted less then 24 hours ago... Come on now.
Player 6 has entered the game
I converted to usersub today, and I regret nothing.
How to basic face massage?
Suicide squad?
That's a spotted lion you crouton!
Come on man, hook a brother up!
Idk you, but just by reading this toxic title I know your a sad man child who gets butthurt way to easily. Get off imgur you bastard!
Pro tips: name your porn folder internet explorer and change the icon to match, no one will ever open it.
That deer did a good repair job