OnlyLuckyOnce

14423 pts · January 23, 2017

If you are reading this then I have probably triggered you with a comment I have made or maybe even with a post I have made (that will die in usersub). I would apologize, but I honestly don't care. If you are not here for butt-hurt reasons then Welcome! I have made a list! Let's call it a getting to know me list, of random facts about me. -For starters I hate lists. -Im roughly 10 bananas tall, and yes the weather is nice up here. -I only post OC (So you will find me and my posts dead in usersub). -I will occasionally post non-OC, but this is strictly for the memes. -"I'm an adult"- the lie I tell myself -I'm above average at all video games. -I can speak in sign language and morse code fluently. -I can beat you in a staring contest. I will even let you blink. - I can hold my breath underwater for 12 minutes (in jello 15). - I enjoy using Q-tips in my ears…if you don't you're the weirdo not me. -I can out drink you. (Liquid of your choice) -I can out eat you. On my feet or upside down your call (that goes for the drinking as well). -I can recite 1000 numbers of the pie sequence (20 without reading). -I like cheese and also believe the moon is made of it. You have not been there so you can't tell me otherwise. -I also beleve anything I read on the internet. (It hasn't led me astray yet...so why stop now) -I can out swim you, in and out of water. -I can sleep for 19 hours straight and STILL be tired after I wake up. -I finish first at most things I attempt. This includes sex (not because I'm bad at it, I just refuse to be second at anything). -I can make you laugh, like a lot a lot. -I once stayed a week in Antarctica, no hotels or Uber...would not visit again. -I wear an ugly Christmas sweater for the holidays and strongly believe everyone should. -I procrastinate everything, it's not my choice but a way of life. ~The list goes on and on!~ I try and spark up as many conversations with strangers as possible. How else do you make friends? They don't always have the nicest things to say, but I figured I can share a few of their most memorable quotes. "You can't keep me down here forever" -My neighbor "You either pay or get the fuck off!" -Bus driver "What are you doing here!? And where are your pants?" -Bus driver (again) "For the last time you cant just bring your dog here and claim its a service dog." -My supervisor "He was 'good' in bed, 7/10 would bang again" -Last Tinder "Wow you read this all?" -Me