OnePumpDump

2191 pts ยท September 30, 2015


Like a baby pelican

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tree AIDS

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that was well known. He is the definition of type cast in Hollywood. That said, I think he is hilarious as fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I lawled at the dog talk, but I understand where you're coming from. I despise anyone that uses the word "boi". Instant downvote.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the way. What does it mean!?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's a Nikki Haley?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's fuckin gross. I hope you don't get E coli.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I 100% agree with this post. But you could have posted "fingering yourself when the TP rips" > NBA Finals and I still would have agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't think you understand what a selfie is.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The problem with your seats it that they are at a Taylor Swift concert.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Judging on your sweater alone, you are either 90 years old or 4.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Raising Cane's?

8 years ago | Likes 383 Dislikes 1

Y U call this a selfie? This is not a selfie.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Should've

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Send said drawings when complete. I will deliver finishing move, yes!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Let's be friends! You give me BBJ, I drink your booze.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you drew assboobs? Noice!!!

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 3

False, on all accounts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You got like 3 feet of air that time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to look this broad up. She wins the fake tits contest.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

This chick has the most fake tits I've ever seen. BTW, WTF is a Kato?

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 17

I would rather eat refried dog queef before anything with tofu in it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Captivating and extremely informative. Also, still a better love story than twilight.

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 4

I feel bad for your taste buds.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4