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8 lbs of London broil I found on sale. Really, any lean cut of beef will work.
My cooking buddy Moe loves the trimmings.
Step one is remove as much fat as possible and cut into manageable chunks. It helps to throw it in the freezer for an hour, it helps the meat stay firm while cutting.
Heavy breathing from the edge of the counter.
Step 2, slice into chunks cross grain.
Results of said cutting.
Add spices. Fresh ground pepper, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper mostly.
Piled together and massaged to set the dry rub. Due to a banana shortage I used a beer for scale.
Yes I drink Rolling Rock. It's my working beer because it still tastes like beer, but it doesn't get me drunk when I'm working.
It's also moe's favorite.
Step 3. Ziploc bags and a marinade.
I usually let it soak for 24 hours. Moe approves.
Step 4. Lay out on drying racks.
Step 5. Dry for 12 to 18 hours depending on thickness of the pieces.
Allow to cool and then bag it.
Cat tax.
Well holy shit. First time front page an I have no idea if I'm doing this edit thing right.
Thanks for the likes and positive comments, I was a long time lurker until Monday. I guess send me things?
Most viral? Nice! I'm glad people are enjoying Moe and my meat snack recipe! I guess I'll reiterate, send me stuff? Good looking women, animal selfies, and funny jokes are best.
Grapesocks
Majestic Moe
KiingGemiinii
Moe cute as fuck
rxpx40
Hell, had to upvote a cat who likes beer.
Shawnthegirl
I don't have a dehydrator, I do mine in the oven. Up vote for cute cat and good memories. Hope it's delicious as it looks.
riicochet
+1 and fav for the cat. That’s a lot of jerky!
dentd
I use a very similar process and a nearly identical dehydrator.
Brionmushrooms
I think I’m in love with Moe
OverGrownEwok
he is quite lovable.
geiokami
I would happily live off beef jerky but sadly I don’t make a million dollars a year for it :/
OverGrownEwok
part of the reason i made my own.
OnePumpDump
Captivating and extremely informative. Also, still a better love story than twilight.
Kovahjin
Someone putting their dick in a blender is a better love story than twilight.
alcohalandass
Banana shortage. +1
TheNonInsestuousJaime
I aprove of this new scale... not that anyone cares but I aprove
theozzir
+1 for rolling rock
MystiriousDawn
+1 for Moe
Hearingwildshit
I read "my cooking bunny" and got a very Monty Python feel from you for a second there..
Silvexsun
Nothing better than jerky inthe dehydratorYour house will smell.like a sacred golden meat temple.
GlitchTheCat
I am 100% here for Moe.
thatwoodguy
Your cat has an alcohol problem: He can't get any out of the can on his own
Fivemilliononehundredandthirtyeightthousandandeight
Can you do the same for biltong? It's similar to beef jerkey
ifounditunderthere
Poxopi
MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE
whywait
It's all about Moe for me right now :)
ZorroMcChuckNorris
I have that dehydrator and no jerky. Time to fix that problem.
IrisTheVirus
Have some London Broil in the freezer, I stock up when it's on sale locally to make for jerky, been thinking about it all week, you just
IrisTheVirus
made me want to make it more now!
Tantx1
Showing us your meat eh?
OverGrownEwok
Yes?
wherearemytesticles
Really jerkin' it.
Shot0ut
You can also use your oven. Spray the oven racks with pam, tinfoil the bottom of the oven for easy cleanup. Meat directly on racks 170 12hrs
TheZulthar
170 farenheit or centigrade?
SoundPirate
Yes
Shot0ut
Fahrenheit
Shot0ut
Oh yeah, leave oven door cracked open a little for circulation. I use a tinfoil ball to wedge in the door.
FAAAAAAAAAACK
By circulation, is the cracked door neccessary? or would using the fan in a convection oven work?
Shot0ut
Should be fine. My dehydrator is closed and it uses a fan for circulation
desdeqado
It’s how I make my fruit leather
16745
I like fruit leather.
desdeqado
My favorite so far was strawberry/passion fruit
snarkface
Please send Mo my regards and pats.
Badsequence
I have a soft spot for chubby kittehs tell Moe I would love to boop his snoot and give him some pets. @OP
OverGrownEwok
he loves pets, and the last picture is not a trap, he loves belly rubs.
Badsequence
I have a 6yr old tuxedo cat and a 19yr old tabby cat and they both love belly rubs my tuxedo even likes his back toe beans rubbed I love it
iancarry
@op when you said marinate it... you used some liquid or just the spice mix? .. also the dryer is prolly for this one use only, hm?
OverGrownEwok
i use mainly worcestershire sauce and liquid smoke, and i have racks for meat and racks for other stuff,
Saturn15678
"I wants some mo " -Mo probably
pterodactylptime
The only thing Mo says is "Mo!".
bandy600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za4BKMMdrXA
InboxMeYourPuns
I can't see this because I'm at work but I'm willing to bet this is nick's GUTS..
Storyainthadnomoral
My name, AND I'M LITERALLY NOT MAKING THIS UP, is Mo!
pterodactylptime
Mo!
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I the midnight hour he cried MO MO MO!
pterodactylptime
Haha. Nice
BrunetteTinkerBelle
Heck yes! Just got a decent sized deer, guess what ill be doing?? Thank you OP!
OverGrownEwok
jealous... Deer, elk, and bear are my favorites.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
My love affair with jerky began with venison jerky, made by my 2nd grade teacher’s husband. She brought it to class. Love at 1st bite
akki14
... wait.. uh. do i know you? that's literally my story for jerky too.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Lol that’s crazy! Where did u grow up?
akki14
NH, USA... actually thinking about it, it may have been third grade and actually teacher's husband came in with a little leather pouch of it
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Ahh I’m from IL. Funny, I don’t remember much from my younger years but that one stands out. Not sure what that says about me!
NicestguyonImgur
Your cat looks like he eats allot of trimmings!
BannedbyastupidMod
its his favorite
FrenchCanadianLurker
Upvote for wholesome username
NicestguyonImgur
Why thank you!
JeriSanchez
He said they were his favorite.
lupusnyx
"allot"
ThanatosElNyx
Not fat just fluffy!
CensR
*trummings
OverGrownEwok
He's a one year old maine coon. He eats plenty and exercises regularly.
shadowchild2089
those are biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig cats. mine could stretch out to three feet long.
NuckFickelback
I too have a Maine coon. They're the best floofs. Huge and loving.
doggosandcats
He’s beautiful. Give him many pets for me!
OverGrownEwok
will do
postmahone
I was thinking of getting a cat and heard Maine coons were good. Would you recommend?
OverGrownEwok
they are good cats, but can be a pain to care for, combing and trimming their hair is the main thing though.
GoldenRamoth
I have a maine coon. 9 pounds, smallest one I've ever met. But she's a cute fullball that loves people and attention. And knows commands.
CaesarSalad
Friend of mine got a main coon & learned the hard way that poop gets stuck to their fur easily. She got pink eye thanks to him.
OverGrownEwok
i use some clippers and shave most of his belly and butt to help keep his clean and cool during the summer.
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Just adopt a cat. Save a life
GoldenRamoth
Except some people want specific personalities and characteristics. That's why breeds exist after all.
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
Yea that applies to dogs, that’s why I own a GSD. Cats are not working animals. Get you a shitty kitty and call it a day.
NicestguyonImgur
I love Maine coons, HUGE bubbas!
OverGrownEwok
Yeah, he's just over a year old and weighs in at about 22 lbs. Working on leash training him.
fishinfool89
That's a catdog. As in he's bigger than most "dogs" that people have. my condolences on litter box cleaning .
Hutchy01
Is that just so you can cause car accidents from people looking at the Alsatian sized cat on a lead?
NicestguyonImgur
Leash training? At that weight, you may consider saddle training!
anonnona887
Probably would use a vest leash
OverGrownEwok
yeah, cats like them better.