OneLinersAreReal

59 pts ยท August 21, 2016


Bananas are scientific measuring tools

Nah yeah nah mate, definitely you sheep shaggers saying that

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We don't touch that shit

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Or "Cunts a fucking legend"

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Ambo rides still cost money

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I expected the cat to hit a ceiling fan

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Some Youtuber called Roman Atwood, apparently he's famous

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Easily identifiable with shape of rocker cover

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What a sexy TD42

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Promite???

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Depending on where you are, turn on the aircon to the coldest setting

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