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Jan 27, 2017 8:25 AM
jaysonic
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Hyrkitekite
Beer grab roll out dismount. 9.5 for execution!
ShlongaDonga
As a 'Murican... I'm so damn proud of our Brothas from Down Unda
callingalljanmichaelvincents
That. Was. Awesome!!!!!
howagaarnfromstrala
Trust that it's made by someone called Bogan Jack.
slightlyplastic
I'm so proud to be an Aussie!
gabiinunderland
Americans bitch about the flag being worn as garments or flown in the rain. Strayans dont give a fuck. Be like Australia, America.
ASexualTyrannosaurus
"Roses are red, violets are blue, straya man ends death spin holding his brew"
BakingMakingPancakesMakingBaconPancakes
The South Hemisphere's version of the Large Hadron Collider is off to a slippery start.
FuzzyX
Some straya cunts on grog are sure to be smashed in today's experiment.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
http://imgur.com/eJ15R5q
KrondorMocker
Thanks Bogan Jack!!
Blightlance
Australia Man! Has no fear. Grabbin' beer! Australia Maaaaan!
ashmenon
This looks stupid, irresponsible, and dangerous. I want to try it.
DanielCaponi
Literally the same post is besides this one lmao
moopeydayo
NO CAPES
didgeboy287
Do you remember Thunderhead?
Vertron
This makes me very proud
AverageEverything
Straya cunt
AussieNotNamedBruce
That's a quality Hills hoist, I've destroyed many with horseplay.
iswim
It's NOT a hills hoist. Looks nothing like one. They can't wind down that low for a start. It's a 4-seat swing frame with the seats removed
iswim
It's NOT a hills hoist. Looks nothing like one. They can't wind down that low for a start. It's a 4-seat swing frame with the seats removed
chrishallett83
It's not though. They're in a public park, that's a 4 seater kids swing carousel that's been modified.
BishopBerkeley
How exactly do we bet on this?
DrHenryGrabow
Have to go with how many revolutions one could make, right? That could open it up to team play.
GetUted
Any which way you want
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
You bet with tinnies
BishopBerkeley
KnifeKnut
Bet on if he stays on the runway or does he go onto the grass like this guy.
earlobe
black or red. winning color decided by if he gets bruises or is bleeding.
AWanderingMage
So interchange jagged rocks and smooth rocks around the edges with the exit being green? I like it
sodakwizard
Fucking bogans
getadogupya
If it weren't for bogans, we'd have no culture of our own, at all.
bretheren
Maybe, maybe not .I've done similar with Biochemists, Chemists, Scientists, Engineers, Nurses, Teachers, Doctors etc. Straya!
theguyfromtheplace
Straya Man is way cooler than Florida Man
a1980man3
Aussies are farkn nuts man ...weare theparty people ....waited 7 mins at a intersection...full traffic ....fuck it smoked the bags u canwait
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Captain Australia
CapableTrash
http://static9.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120679/5360987-suicide_squad_character_portrait_-_captain_boomerang.png essentially
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
I see where you went with that, but he'd die of heat stroke in that jacket
Threewisemen
*Spoiler Alert*...........everyone is cooler than Florida Man.
RandomMachine
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round right round round
spindryer
Thats quite an impressive set up
OnlineRightNow
It's the first time in the history of our nation that grass covers were used. PERIOD.
degenerator
There's not much to do in Northern Territories. Ocker Aussies have to make do.
MybolognahasafirstnameitsBAMBI
The built in hose is genius
jobe
Yeah was thinking they've really re-enforced that Hills Hoist, most wont handle a child's weight let alone an adult
ScottRedford
We also play "goon-of-fortune" with a bag of wine on that clothesline, spin it and if it lands in front of you, you drink
samsonguy920
The biggest thing is making sure there is no rocks or any other objects under that plastic. Even a bit of rock with no sharp edges >
samsonguy920
> would spell doom for ankles, and likely more.
Fozinator103
As a child, my parents bought lengths of foam and put it under my slip n slide so I wouldn't get hurt.
samsonguy920
That's a good idea. An expensive idea, but effective.
weallfloatdownhereeee
Kids these days, I swear. My parents loved to watch me get hurt. Lived for it, even
moderndaymagpie
It looks like an motorized horse Walker.
GoldySN1PeZ
Its a clothesline with a motor attached.
iswim
It's not a clothesline! It's a 4-seater swing with the seats removed.
xxx1111xxxx1111xxxx
It's a Australian clothesline called a hillshoist
njatgu
With a hose to keep the plastic lubed so you're not raw doggin' it
thisplaceisnotforyou
Don't get me wrong, I love being an American, but I would not have been mad to have been born an Aussie either.
Smallbrownrabbit
Safer than America too :) Will you do the above setup next Jan 20 ?
letsbakecookies
Jan 26 is Australia Day :)
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FourForYouGlenCoCoYouGoGlenCoCo
Stop being a fucking cunt
thisplaceisnotforyou
Cunt
getadogupya
Careful, don't use their mating call, unless you mean it.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Aren't you always mad though?
WakeUp2Yourself
Surprised it's holding. I wreaked a few Hills Hoists swinging off them as a kid.
iswim
It's definitely not a hills hoist. It's a 4-seater swing frame with the chairs removed.
WakeUp2Yourself
I said I broke a few hills hoists swinging on them. I didn't say this is a hills hoist.
chrishallett83
If you were a real Australian you could tell at a glance that that is NOT a rotary clothes line.
WakeUp2Yourself
What are you smoking?
chrishallett83
Where are the wires for hanging clothes from? Where are the welded on loops for those wires to run through? Why would a clothesline be (1)
chrishallett83
installed in a public park? Next to a couple of barbecues? When was the last time you saw a Hills Hoist where the top arms were made (2)
chrishallett83
from steel that big in diameter? Have you ever seen a Hills Hoist that could wind down that low? Do you realise that when a rotary (3)
iswim
You are definitely correct. Not a clothesline.
KangaRude
What's making it spin? I want one. Best hills hoist ever
Laurararose
lawn mower engine
KidCola
Inertia
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Dude it starts spinning before the line gets tension
KidCola
It's a hills hoist clothes line. He provides the initial energy with a run. Inertia and centrifugal force does the rest.
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
I don't really care about this as much as you, but please just watch it again and keep your eye on the rope it stays ahead at the beginning
JimWest
Inertia? Isn't it getting faster though? And wouldn't there still be enough friction to slow it down? Are wet tarps *that* slippery???
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Nah it has an engine, it starts spinning before he gets tension
XxCartsxX
The beer grab at the end like it was nothing. Gold
eightbillionppl
Doggo [daw-goh, dog-oh] adverb 1. Informal. in concealment; out of sight.
DukeBravo
its instinctual
carred
So the natural end to a successful 'Hold my beer' moment
Buckbeak1486
Unlike most Americans who hilariously fuck up.
davidbowieeyes
To be fair- we're taught that move in school
Mmmmmk
it bugs me that he rolled off the path
DrItor
He earned that Coopers
ScammyMcScammer
You can say that again
JustJoshingJa
That's Aussies for ya! Haha
NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
Didn't spill a drop.
tomyironmane
Little rough on the dismount, though. Judges give him 9.5 of 10
WhatsDoin
I love my country
AmaIthea
+1 for sticking the dismount.
nakedangel
No, not a Gold, maybe a Coopers/Calrton/V.B.
harambesghost18
Isn't that a pony ride for the fair... Fucking genious.
Tuijin
Hills Hoist washing line! An Australian icon.
harambesghost18
Thanks for scrolling down and clearing that up!!! Uncultured American here....
Corks
fosters gold
OneLinersAreReal
We don't touch that shit
IBentMyWookie
Disparaging the beer grab is a bootable offense
soulman901
Nothing like a Dizzy Beer to get the day started
DrItor
He earned that Coopers
MrHoratioNelson
You can say that again again
AstuteObservationsOfAnADDKid
Again again? Again again?
MrHoratioNelson
Exactly
hadoeken
Hold my Foster's. OK give it back
lonelysock
We do not drink Foster's
hadoeken
I know. Stereotypical joke though
thugtaters
Sucks to be the first person to ride it and realise there's a rock under the tarpm
MrEcstacy
I ripped open my leg once on one of those 100 plus feet tarp slides at a camp. A single rock on the hill really fucked me up.
jimmyjamz11
Slip and slide? More like slip and bleed from the anus! (paraphrased from Dane Cook)
EggWithAKnife
Or even worse, realizing there's a grain of sand on it.
likearainbow
And the cape ffs! I thought it was common knowledge by now, capes are not a good idea!
bedesv
One of my mates cut his leg open on a bone the dog had left on the grass under our slide thing
angrybook
I was more concerned with how they were pinned down. Hitting something at that speed would hurt.
chrishallett83
Stake 'em down with tent pegs. And they're on the recently mowed lawn, there's very little danger of rocks.
howappropriateyoufightlikeacow
Yeah, I ripped my leg open on a pegged-down Slip 'n' Slide when I was a kid. Like a zipper...
hereforcake
Jeez...dude.
TheBrofessionaI
Someone explain to me how he's GAINING speed
LapsisBeeftech
So I've just messaged the guy that built it so answers to follow folks.
Bossvoss
I have been looking for the answer too.
ImpossiblyStrangeStranger
remember the sick praying mantis from yesterday ?..well it's fine now and prayed for this today....
LapsisBeeftech
That's a hills hoist washing line (aussie af) and in the video with sound, you can hear a motor start up as he starts to run. Apparently 1/2
iswim
It's not a hills hoist. It's a 4-seater swing frame. You can see they're in a public park. Also a hills hoist looks quite a bit different.
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
Ice skater speed up their spins by pulling body parts in ..
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
But he doesn't seem to be getting closer to the center, if that'd even matter.
TheBrofessionaI
Word
chrishallett83
It's actually a 4-seater swing for kids in a public park. They've removed the seats and fitted a lawn mower engine to it.
TheBrofessionaI
NO WAY! Lmaoooo
iswim
You're right. It definitely isn't a hills hoist.
LapsisBeeftech
No it's not, that's a hills hoist washing line!
iswim
I actually don't think it is. And yes, I'm Aussie. You can see they are in a public park. It's a 4-seater swing frame with the seats removed
Mangron
not only that but what kind of washing like has that blue thing on top of it? I've never seen that before..
Laurararose
That's just an umbrella - probably there to protect the motor. it was raining here on Australia Day (2 days ago)
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
The trick is to not assume it's a washing line. It's either an agricultural sprinkler or a custom line. It has no string for clothes and 1/
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
I'm pretty sure the flag underneath is a box probably with a motor
LapsisBeeftech
That's obviously an old Hill hoist washing line. You can see a small aussie flag hanging from the lines. Also that's clearly not 1/2
iswim
It's definitely not a hills hoist!
LapsisBeeftech
agricultural land so I don't think you're right there bud.. 2/2
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Well I'm right when I said it was a custom line then wasn't I bud
WhisperingBums
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDERRRRRR
gegh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00aV3Yu05oI
blooregardqkazoo
I've been jamming to Men at Work all week.
bigdaddyfatpants
UnstructionsInclear
*unda
Qiwi3
"Ik zat alleen in een vuile kameel" (for us Dutchies)
HatchA115
HIJIMAAWIDABRANDNEWHUNDAAAAIII
SaintJorg
OOOooo YEa Yea
DrNoMeansNo
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
ShredLobster
Where I hang with my brother. And I take a slide on the slippery rubber.
OptionalDungeonBoss
I literally always upvote this comment string in hopes of seeing it more frequently.
DetectiveClues
that song always makes me think of this https://youtu.be/Jnb6uYAzuno
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
Worked at a camp with an Aussie counselor. Every time he walked in the bunk my kids would blast that song
Omann
Where women glow and men plunder
colinardo
Chunder first
IronMustachio
But what does chunder mean?
WatermelonSandwiches
Vomit.
Mistamage
DO YOU HEAR, DO YOU HEAR THAT THUNDERRRRR?
fuqAduck
I love that song so much
helpusdrzaius
shit's corny
Vectorman2
Everyone does, if you play that and someone doesn't sing along you know you are dealing with a robot or extraterrestrial in human disguise
UnknownVD
I said do you speaka my language?
blooregardqkazoo
He just smiled and gave me a vegamite sandwich.
haquie
That's not the lyrics everyone know he says dynamite sumbitch
ImRelevent
And he said OOH DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
billtopia
WHERE BEER FLOWS AND MEN CHUNDER
JackHEEYY
CAN'T YOU HEAR, CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER?
skurnie
Wanna bust a plugga? That's how you bust a plugga
helpim18whatshappening
Also a great way to bust a woopa
KnifeKnut
Ok, I'll bite. What is a plugga?
skurnie
Sandals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ann0gOhrjs
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Wtf? Sandal? A thong
Azated
I always thought it was a pair of thongs or aussie pluggers, but that's just me.
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
A thong
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
*Flashback to that interview on the morning show with the two blokes that caught a couple of theives in the act*
skurnie
Exactly what I was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ann0gOhrjs
kraeftig
"The only gym I go to is Jim bean that's about it" I'm struggling to breath
Iamverymucharousedrightnow
Absolute gold. They were hysterical.
skurnie
I watch it when I'm having a bad day. Works every time.