OldDiginerd

1624 pts · June 27, 2017


Born from the forbidden love of a polar bear and a orangutan. After the death of my parents (mama bear got hungry then drowned herself from shame) I was adopted by a wonderful pair of humans. Life slowly became a normal routine of school, homework, tending to house pets and acting as an enforcer when my brother was collecting fees for his paper route. I now work in IT at a hospital. My unique physical appearance is not even noticed among the tattoos, piercings, hair styles and other physical alterations that adorn my coworkers. I strive to be more than a forbidden hybrid. I want to be more than a mutant. I’m also running out of money getting seal steaks shipped to my house.

Thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a vegetarian, I eat everything. Unfortunately I have meat sensitivity so I don't eat much meat. Still a cool spoon.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There could be debate as to whether the waste products produced by plants are comparable to those of mammals and reptiles.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Cancer is the $10 whore who gives you the burney crotch. But just get the right medicine, plenty of rest, and you can beat it. Good luck

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this movie. My parents rented a theatre for my 12th birthday and this was the movie I chose. It came out about 2 weeks before.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's explained that. Kids are learning and need encouragement. He pays his chefs good money and shouldn't have to teach them their jobs.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Have in there. I'm a survivor for about a year and a half now. It starts all over, but here I am. You're going to make it. Hug the puppy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have multiple myeloma, a marrow cancer. It weakens my bones and causes my immune system to be wonky. Even in remission it kicks my ass.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I tell her multiple times a day. Couldn't be more proud of her and she makes it all worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude's pretty good though.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

As a nerd male, who also suffer from depression, thank you. It's frustrating passion for sports is manly but anything else is bad.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I have heard that Ghengis Khan killed so many people the earth cooled. Is that really the reason?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, running around is fine. But there have to be limits. He actually hurt someone. I have kids. Fun is good. Asshollery is not.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 10

Another asinine example of shit parenting. It's cool to play, but little dude should have been in deep shit after the kick. Limits people.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 14

No one has a right to get pissy when they show up unannounced. Regardless if you're gay or if you like them. Family doesn't=free hotel.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a middle aged man. I used to have very long hair and had no idea how this was done. Been 20+ years and today I learned this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get a phone, but no charger or data connection.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am in the same state. Message me at your leisure.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a 41 year old man who would have taken the same pic. You single? ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I found my cancer by accident as well. The waiting sucks. To me, it was almost worse than everything else. Hang in there. You got this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this an offer? Just kidding. Thank you for finding the pot of gold at the end of this nightmare.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I'm sure I'll need counseling when this is over. Too much bs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I needed that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unlikely. She was depressed and unhappy, I don't have an issue with the divorce. Just can't handle her impatience to move on.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Almost made it 11 years. Going through the same thing. Mine is amicable as well, still hurts. One foot in front of the other.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Already working on it. It’s a very civil divorce. No hate or anger. Just two people that grew apart.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im so sorry. Remember this though, you are more than your cancer. Every day look for some way to remind yourself of that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is the double sided shit “Look at me faking happy. I’m such a dick. Can’t tell anyone these thoughts. They will worry about me”.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chemo sucks. But as you know the life it gives you doesn’t. Hang in there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An upvote seems such a horrible thing to give for this post. Wish we could all get together, hug you, then find the bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0