OldDiginerd

1624 pts · June 27, 2017


Born from the forbidden love of a polar bear and a orangutan. After the death of my parents (mama bear got hungry then drowned herself from shame) I was adopted by a wonderful pair of humans. Life slowly became a normal routine of school, homework, tending to house pets and acting as an enforcer when my brother was collecting fees for his paper route. I now work in IT at a hospital. My unique physical appearance is not even noticed among the tattoos, piercings, hair styles and other physical alterations that adorn my coworkers. I strive to be more than a forbidden hybrid. I want to be more than a mutant. I’m also running out of money getting seal steaks shipped to my house.

SECRET SANTA, YOU ROCK!!

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 1041

Old man photo to lower the Imgur beauty ratio

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 151

Secret Santa hit it out of the park!!

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 266

My nuts hurt

Points 63
Comments 15
Views 2264

Sad day for this pretty girl and my family

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 534

FUCK CANCER!!

Points 1189
Comments 45
Views 63315

My dog has a problem

Points 8
Comments 0
Views 345

Stop train, I want off

Points 20
Comments 12
Views 1163

I love my wife

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 678

Payment, with interest, for missing taxes

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Comments 3
Views 292
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