1. Lurk 2. Masturbate 3. ???? 4. Profit!!! I'm unashamed to be a pervert. I wholeheartedly believe that puns are the highest form of humor. Long time lurker but refused to join until I could come up with an acceptable name. I used to be much more crude and callous in real life. This place is a good outlet for that. Let the smart assery commence! I'm totally not masturbating to your selfie. But could you perhaps tilt the camera down a little more on the next one...
When pressed, Johnson admitted he didn't really know anything about the US Senate or what the filibuster is, and has been a little busy lately.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. As long as that opinion doesn't contradict my own.
Diet extensively and your abs will be visible. None of these are enough stimulus to make the abs larger-30s static holds don't build muscle
Did the L2 orbit enjoy it as much as the telescope did?
Is this satire?
Alternating grip can be risky for the biceps, especially once someone gets up to weights as heavy as you can lift.
Nobody in engineering school is going to find themselves being asked something as senseless as "identify this type of bridge".
Oh look, the nurses are about to reward his heroism...
Oh look, the nurses are about to reward his heroism...
Sure it wasn't just because failure is in his nature?
My horniness is very much necessary
Not gonna lie, when I saw this I looked up who he was, turns out I thought everything he's ever done was Alan Jackson this whole time...
1. I'm not immunocompromised; 2. What if I actually intend to use it?
If I had a shirt with this, would I have to stop wearing it after the pandemic ends? Does this count as license to actually carry a 6' pole?
Wow, even got taller!
This whole deal has made a pretty solid case for eugenics..
For the most part, it's only killing people who were already at risk. It's leaving idiots alone. Not an effective thinning.
I didn't delete anything, Imgur decided that vague innuendo is a violation of community rules.
So you know 1. how old she is, 2. how old I am, 3. country she is in and its consent laws?
Including a dry cough, high fever, and shortness of breath?
I was hoping someone would appreciate that.
You need better drinking buddies.
At bars, I both tend to drink more and tend to wash my hands for longer if I use their bathrooms.
Makes perfect sense. The more beer you drink, the more you pee. The more often you pee, the more often you wash your hands.
Looks around: cubicle wall, cubicle wall, cubicle wall, hallway to conference room...
I want to make a dirty comment (per my usual MO), but I think I'm all Imgur-ed out this morning.