OlOneEyeTheScienceGuy

50782 pts ยท December 24, 2014


1. Lurk 2. Masturbate 3. ???? 4. Profit!!! I'm unashamed to be a pervert. I wholeheartedly believe that puns are the highest form of humor. Long time lurker but refused to join until I could come up with an acceptable name. I used to be much more crude and callous in real life. This place is a good outlet for that. Let the smart assery commence! I'm totally not masturbating to your selfie. But could you perhaps tilt the camera down a little more on the next one...

When pressed, Johnson admitted he didn't really know anything about the US Senate or what the filibuster is, and has been a little busy lately.

4 months ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 1

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. As long as that opinion doesn't contradict my own.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Diet extensively and your abs will be visible. None of these are enough stimulus to make the abs larger-30s static holds don't build muscle

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did the L2 orbit enjoy it as much as the telescope did?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is this satire?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Alternating grip can be risky for the biceps, especially once someone gets up to weights as heavy as you can lift.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody in engineering school is going to find themselves being asked something as senseless as "identify this type of bridge".

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh look, the nurses are about to reward his heroism...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh look, the nurses are about to reward his heroism...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure it wasn't just because failure is in his nature?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My horniness is very much necessary

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, when I saw this I looked up who he was, turns out I thought everything he's ever done was Alan Jackson this whole time...

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

1. I'm not immunocompromised; 2. What if I actually intend to use it?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a shirt with this, would I have to stop wearing it after the pandemic ends? Does this count as license to actually carry a 6' pole?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, even got taller!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This whole deal has made a pretty solid case for eugenics..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the most part, it's only killing people who were already at risk. It's leaving idiots alone. Not an effective thinning.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I didn't delete anything, Imgur decided that vague innuendo is a violation of community rules.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you know 1. how old she is, 2. how old I am, 3. country she is in and its consent laws?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Including a dry cough, high fever, and shortness of breath?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone would appreciate that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need better drinking buddies.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At bars, I both tend to drink more and tend to wash my hands for longer if I use their bathrooms.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes perfect sense. The more beer you drink, the more you pee. The more often you pee, the more often you wash your hands.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks around: cubicle wall, cubicle wall, cubicle wall, hallway to conference room...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to make a dirty comment (per my usual MO), but I think I'm all Imgur-ed out this morning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0