1. Lurk 2. Masturbate 3. ???? 4. Profit!!! I'm unashamed to be a pervert. I wholeheartedly believe that puns are the highest form of humor. Long time lurker but refused to join until I could come up with an acceptable name. I used to be much more crude and callous in real life. This place is a good outlet for that. Let the smart assery commence! I'm totally not masturbating to your selfie. But could you perhaps tilt the camera down a little more on the next one...