Ohond

3844 pts ยท September 11, 2014


Hello, I am Oliver.

Thank you for saying that, because it sure is :D

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would buy sex with that dollar. Totally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best joke ever. I can go home now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's quitter talk. Go ahead, be that way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Work on health. Ultimate health.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You hate yourself because you don't do what you know you should be doing. Keep working on this. Don't just avoid it. Make yourself proud.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't be.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But really what the fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL farther is the length unit equivalent of further or something! *falls from chair* *sees life flashing by* *breaks many a bone* *moans*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 30

I mean, yeah, they are fun socks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In 2015, I mean.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring. It. On. #netherlands

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha yes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay, fair enough. I did start working on it at a very early age and was very motivated. Only until art school. Then I lost a lot of drive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay true, but as an artist you must know it's something you've been working on since early childhood, because of your personality.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That does seem to be the consensus, but artistic talent is also a kind of personality trait one is born with - unpopular opinion muffin

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There there. You did.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Never interrupt a song on imgur. *Tears hole with needle*

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Then you browse on, because shame upon your family.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you masturbate furiously, because imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you sigh when you have your erection hovering and chanting in front of you because of, for instance, an elephant.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the unzipping occurs subconsciesly.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just excellent really. You?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This comment wil make it far. Farrr.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

*shoots major load of jizz high up in the air and salutes emotionally*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nerdgasm affirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forever blazing. Cult.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 because truth be told.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go get shot then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0