OhHowTheTurntablesHave

13626 pts ยท March 20, 2014


Kids born in '99 are adults now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would vote to make your own childhood worse?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not really into it but my balls are.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

That's exactly what a Russian spy would say...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

In Russia it does ;)

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The improvement in kids' grades isn't enough to justify feeding them (is their terrible argument and not mine).

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Obama was the president, though, and republicans preferred to undermine the legitimacy of the Supreme Court rather than lose a seat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Trump knows nothing about healthcare and said as much ("Who knew..?"). This is the plan repubs have worked on for >7 years.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I just don't get it. There's a list detailing the things you are losing right in the post above.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I don't like to group people because my group doesn't like groups."

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Do you honestly think he only got a million dollars from his father? His inheritance was estimated in the hundreds of millions.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are approx. 74 million people under 18 years old and 48 million over 65 years old in the United States according to the Census Bureau.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If Russia is a threat, why should we remove sanctions?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If ya ain't first, you're last!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulating yourself for having a job is maybe the most pathetic circle-jerk to come out of this election. You graduate high school, too?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He stole the "Big Momma" character and made it even more of a stereotype.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

HAH he can tweet and watch tv at the same time! Calm down everyone!

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

In my area, the BAEs and Raytheons largely end up subsidizing upper middle-class towns (like mine). It could go much further somewhere else.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA his little blurb says "I've never directed a single Iron Man movie."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah the trope goes 1st gen works hard for a better life, 2nd goes to college and moves to the suburbs, 3rd snowboards and gets art degrees.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Something about a raid in Yemen.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Psst, they're still using Obama's budget. Thanks for highlighting Bush's massive deficit inherited by Obama though.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh I remember that one. You guys claimed his trip to India cost $200million. Hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That wouldn't even cover a week of Melania's security costs at trump tower.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Also illegal immigrants. Apparently they took all the jobs, suppressed all wages, commit all crime, bring all drugs, and take all the taxes.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

My only consolation is that at least you guys will ruin your own retirement savings just like last time.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

In the debates he did say that if he paid taxes the government would just waste it anyway. Guess I didn't realize it was a policy proposal.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1