99696 pts ยท October 21, 2013
Something about yourself
I drink in the bath. Usually port. I pretend I'm a pirate and I sing sea shanties
Alas. OP wanted a girl
I'm right here, baby. And I'm a man
My name's Ollie
That hair... That beard... That ill-fitting suit. I know there's much more important things at play here but fuck me at least make an effort
God I hope this joke never dies. Unlike that guys wife
Alexander Ham Sandwich
Is McConnel ok?
Mishon compree
When the other guy's turbo spooling up is louder than your engine
Loud and red, they're not dead. Silent and blue, they need you
As a collective? Never. In small pockets? Frequently
Dammit...
How does one italicise words? _Like this?_
God damn those onion cutting ninjas
What a couple'a cunts
Came back to upvote "Haterade"
Like a 6 pack and a mars bar
Same reason you wouldn't use a stud/metal finder in the first instance. Estupido
Hungry for worms..?
A hypocrite, a paedo and a thicko
YES. Good lawd
> I'm atheist but respect the shit out of that
Yeah. He cited his faith. As a Christian he didn't think it right to display opulence when so many are struggling and suffering >
He also stopped wearing his gold when considering the disenfranchisement of others. Just an absolute babe of a guy
#21 A weak bloodline that surely shall be forgotten to time
God damn, what a woman
Oh I need so many more of these
One "Upper decker" comin' up
I was doing a funny. I can quite easily change my opinion based on new information. I'll shit in your toilet now then
I drink in the bath. Usually port. I pretend I'm a pirate and I sing sea shanties
Alas. OP wanted a girl
I'm right here, baby. And I'm a man
My name's Ollie
That hair... That beard... That ill-fitting suit. I know there's much more important things at play here but fuck me at least make an effort
God I hope this joke never dies. Unlike that guys wife
Alexander Ham Sandwich
Is McConnel ok?
Mishon compree
When the other guy's turbo spooling up is louder than your engine
Loud and red, they're not dead. Silent and blue, they need you
As a collective? Never. In small pockets? Frequently
Dammit...
How does one italicise words? _Like this?_
God damn those onion cutting ninjas
What a couple'a cunts
Came back to upvote "Haterade"
Like a 6 pack and a mars bar
Same reason you wouldn't use a stud/metal finder in the first instance. Estupido
Hungry for worms..?
A hypocrite, a paedo and a thicko
YES. Good lawd
> I'm atheist but respect the shit out of that
Yeah. He cited his faith. As a Christian he didn't think it right to display opulence when so many are struggling and suffering >
He also stopped wearing his gold when considering the disenfranchisement of others. Just an absolute babe of a guy
#21 A weak bloodline that surely shall be forgotten to time
God damn, what a woman
Oh I need so many more of these
One "Upper decker" comin' up
I was doing a funny. I can quite easily change my opinion based on new information. I'll shit in your toilet now then