NumberTwoBoner

121 pts · June 12, 2015


♪ Eating pavement by moonlight ♪

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I can hear the Guile theme music in my head

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't take much. If your blood pressure is low enough (say you're dehydrated) standing up too fast can make you go night night.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Possible. Severe emotional reactions can stimulate the vagus nerve, which drops heart rate and blood pressure, resulting in a similar effect

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Caused cerebral irritation, making him confused and agitated

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Most likely the g-forces temporarily reduced blood flow to his brain. He will have lost consciousness, and the reduced oxygen will have 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I am on acid and fuck those geese.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Also you shit yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Praise the sun!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fucked man. Average rate in Aus sits around 70k a year for Paramedics with a university degree after overtime and penalties.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey man I think there's something wrong with your cat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 *Bee Gees playing* ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᴵ ᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ʷᵃᶫᵏ

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The human body is a finely tuned machine left out in a shitstorm of spanners. The fact that we stay alive is a miracle. Enjoy it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 6am and I am at work and this is exactly what I'm doing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These aren't cakes, they're soap. I've been tricked before.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOTHER FUCKING SAUSAGE SAMMICHES I DONT CARE WHOSE SHITTY FOOTY TEAM MY MONEY IS SUPPORTING JUST GIVE ME AS MANY AS I CAN CARRY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shriek of that goddamn 787B. Them's some noises to soil yourself to lads.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKERS

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Compression only CPR is effective in single responder settings, he was getting hungry

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ᴬʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You fox eared asshole!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely the right decision, always go by the payoff principle. Plus he was an old dude, risk of DVT means PE is a real threat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1500m bootython.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Domo Arigato Mr Broboto.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish I could say that about my first pee of the day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Stitch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"When I evolve I'm going to hyper beam the shit outta you fisherman punks"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This wench can go fork herself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1